Why skis are better than women.

Not my own list, but definitely good for a few laughs… enjoy!

# Skis don’t get pregnant.
# You can ride your skis any time of the month.
# Skis don’t have parents.
# Skis don't care how many other skis you've ridden.
# Skis don’t care how many other skis you have.
# Skis don’t care if you look at other guitars.
# Skis don’t care if you buy ski magazines.
# You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new pair of skis!” unless you go out to buy one yourself.
# Skis like getting waxed.
# Your skis won’t care if you leave up the toilet seat.
# You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your skis.
# If you say bad things to your skis, you don't have to apologies to ride them again.
# You can ride your skis as long as you want and they won’t get sore.
# You can stop riding your skis whenever you want, and they won't get frustrated.
# Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old skis after you dump them.
# Skis don’t get headaches.
# Skis don’t insult you if you’re a bad rider.
# Your skis never wants a night out with the other skis.
# Skis don’t care if you’re late.
# You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your skis.
# You can ride your skis the first time you meet, without having to take them to dinner, see a movie, or meet their mother.
#You don't need protection to ride your skis, but a helmet IS recommended.
# When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you rode your skis.