that's pretty bullshit cause it's her birthday and she's sitting here right now, but she's just sleeping and being a lazy piece of crap so i dont really feel obligated to do much of anything right now...sweetest day my ass
i got her some new goggles though and a bunch of us are going to dinner later, so i guess that counts
"The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut."
-Ken Griffey Jr. on what it feels like to break your groin.
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