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I can chug beer in 4secs

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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
I chuig a hoikle beer in 4secs at the most, but i chuged 5 in 15 mins each time 4secs and i puked my gots out so i got un drunk nows
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Sep 1 2003 5:00AM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
i can bong a beer in one gulp
Sep 1 2003 5:08AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
good for u
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Sep 1 2003 5:08AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
JibbaJabba, thats pretty impressive. id have to see that.
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Sep 1 2003 5:09AM
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JibbaJabba
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 8
^its not even really a gulp, i just kinda open my throat and let it flow down, kinda like the dude on the Man Show, only I cant do it from a glass
Sep 1 2003 5:11AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
fuck that u was chugginf vs beer bonge s pppls, and i chuged beers fasgter then they beer bonged thems so eat shit
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Sep 1 2003 5:12AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
if someone cant bong a beer in 4 seconds, thats pretty pathetic.
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Sep 1 2003 5:13AM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
that shits easy. the other night i had 24 shots and bonged 3 beers and then took 3 gravitys. i am the fucking king


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Sep 1 2003 5:32AM
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KBKsurfer85
Posts: 804 - Karma: 40
i saw a kid chug 5 in 40 seconds once. 'fat tom' they called him.
Sep 1 2003 5:44AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I can chug a beer in 3.5 seconds, wanna fight?




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Sep 1 2003 6:27AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
ive shotgunned in under 2 EASY.
shotgun tall boys in 3 seconds.

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fuck shit ass cunt

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Sep 1 2003 7:06AM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
what the shite... that must be like a pen-size hole cause it doesnt even come out fast enough for me to do it in 3 seconds.
Sep 1 2003 8:15AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I bet you guys could deep throat pretty well, then, too

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Sep 1 2003 8:17AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Caden. its all about the suction. get a good suction over the hole then crack it and suck realy hard.

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fuck shit ass cunt

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Sep 1 2003 9:10AM
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ESB
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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer and al;jk hsot of bavodka and lots oand ltosh o;f weeeeeeeeeeee dyena h lvmamn fucking weeeeeeeeedhcn!!! flkgh wi fucking love ns man you guys are sos fuck ing chilll



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Sep 1 2003 9:22AM
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westcoaststyle
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i fucking shotguned 3 guinesses and 5 black label suprems ontp of 12 kokanees tongiht mother fags. beat that shit
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Sep 1 2003 11:52AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
you guys failed to notice, but elasmo just owned you all.


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Sep 1 2003 6:39PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
how does chugging beer relate to sucking cock?
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Sep 1 2003 6:45PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I can funnel 40's like it's no one's business.




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Sep 1 2003 6:59PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
bhahahahahha, holy shit!!!! i dont think ive ever seen the drunken 'I love you man!' shit online!!! yes!!


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Sep 1 2003 7:25PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I shotgunned 10 beers in 20 minutes. I was good and drunk then, and got some pictures of boobies. I'll post em later.
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Sep 1 2003 7:43PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Wow you guys are all so cool!! Lets brag about how fast we can drink a beer. Go to college...any self respecting college student can do all of this shit, and wouldn't post about it.
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Sep 1 2003 8:45PM
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skodeo7
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Thank you gene.
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Sep 1 2003 8:49PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Y'all are talking about just opening up your throats and draining bottles like no other, so it'd only make sense that you'd be able to open your throat and suck a mean one as well. Anyway, continue with the bragging... I wouldn't want to interrupt your testosterone pride fest

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Divide the legs
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Sep 1 2003 9:26PM
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hucksterjibber15
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^likes to think about gay guys^
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Sep 1 2003 9:47PM
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doghoy
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^is one of those gay guys she thinks about

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Sep 1 2003 10:07PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
haha she owned you all twice now


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Sep 1 2003 10:20PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
i can beer bong a 40 in 10 seconds, i WIN.
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Sep 1 2003 10:51PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Im not sure if you win...but if it was a contest for how gay you can be, you would win for sure.
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Sep 1 2003 11:21PM
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SKIbumJOE22
Posts: 120 - Karma: 13
i can chug two beers in 2nano seconds figure that out
Sep 2 2003 2:52AM
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Matty.
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i can drink a juice box in 5 seconds

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Sep 2 2003 2:54AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
doesnt that shit give you the hiccups? wasnt 'deepthroat' some 70s porno about some lady with her clit in her mouth? haha elasmo thanks for reminding me of that movie you made my day. hahahaha
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Sep 2 2003 3:04AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i love the 70s too killy.

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Sep 2 2003 3:22AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha, you gnarly little savage

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 2 2003 3:28AM
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Dome-Toke
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
No one can Dome beers faster then Me....thats for sure...race anyone Anyday =)


neil can chug beer but instantly he will vomit after he is done....Every toke a vomit
....he is the vomitous machine
Sep 2 2003 3:45AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
i can chug a beer in 3 seconds with the help of a straw, without i can do it in 5 seconds.
and i dont use bongs all that often cause i dont like drinking foam.
and the fastest ive ever drank a 40 was probably about 35 seconds, i was feeling goooood after that

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Sep 2 2003 7:46AM
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