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Why do the ugliest guys have the hottest girlfriends???

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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
does anyone else notice this trend?

it never ceases to amaze me...

like im not trying to sound conceited or anything but i think im a pretty handsome fellow... when i see some fucking hideous ape looking creature standing next to something that models jessica simpson and they look oh so happily in love.... i just feel sick inside...

IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE....
Oct 19 2007 9:02PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
is it possible that you would get a fine young lady if you werent so busy judging other dudes?
Oct 19 2007 9:03PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
it's the inside that counts
Oct 19 2007 9:05PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
what the hell does that mean....

im being observant here... i see a hott chick that catches my eye then i am baffled by the scum bag she so proudly calls her man...

Oct 19 2007 9:05PM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
yeha i saw that ebfore a few times, and this dude was acomplete dick too...so it made no sense at all...i think he musta rufied and brain washed her. or threatened to kill her cuz he was not veyr nice. 
Oct 19 2007 9:08PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
For me its the HUGE posers who get babes. Confusses me even more how some loser kid who posts  pics of his bod on myspace gets an insane ass girl.
Oct 19 2007 9:11PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
they ugly but got more gamee than you
Oct 19 2007 9:12PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
LOOKS.

DO.

NOT.

MATTER.

This is the first thing you need to realize. Can you get a hot girl to go out with easily you because you're attractive? Sure, if you're also confident. But just because you're not a male model doesn't mean you can't be attractive in other ways. It doesn't work the same for girls as for guys. Not being a looker isn't the end of the road gentlemen, don't lose hope.
Oct 19 2007 9:13PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
i live just outside cincinnati, ohio... yes there lots of hicks here if thats what u mean by the south....

and yeah i guess thats it i just got no game... :(
Oct 19 2007 9:17PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
"Game" isn't something complicated. Just be confident. I mean if you think you're good looking it shouldn't be that hard to summon up the confidence should it? If that's the case, hot girls should want to go out with you. You're doing them a favour by asking. That's the attitude to have.
Oct 19 2007 9:19PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
yee. women care so much about looks as they do social status. if you act like a boss, then you are a boss, then you get hoes. its that simple
Oct 19 2007 9:21PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
i do lack confidence in speaking to girls... like not if were just friends though... i can talk to those girls...

but if they are hott and i kinda fancy them im like derrrrrrrr.........

i dont think i want a gf right now anyway ski season is about to start... hehe
Oct 19 2007 9:23PM
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[~_~]
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yeah! if JD can get some, I'm damn sure you can too.
Oct 19 2007 9:25PM
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[~_~]
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jokes jokes jokes


but seriously, JD is right.
Oct 19 2007 9:27PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
oh so you dont think i can get any? thanks... thanks alot...
Oct 19 2007 9:27PM
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ThaLetterM.
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that should say "women dont care so much about looks..."
Oct 19 2007 9:29PM
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[~_~]
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I never said that. In fact, I said the exact opposite.
Oct 19 2007 9:29PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
haha i know
Oct 19 2007 9:29PM
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J.D.
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See what you did to Landis there? Do that to some hot chick. Challenge them. Unless you just want to bone Landis. Then you're on the right track. I hear he bats for both teams.
Oct 19 2007 9:31PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
i think its because i have a small penis actually...  makes my confidence level very low...

i need some extenze...
Oct 19 2007 9:31PM
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ThaLetterM.
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that sucks man. im thinking this thread would be far better off in ladies men
Oct 19 2007 9:32PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
and yes landis he is right i want to bone you...
Oct 19 2007 9:33PM
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J.D.
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Don't worry, Landis is asian, he won't judge. Just go for it dude.
Oct 19 2007 9:33PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
well i have not obtained the privilage of ladies/men cult membership....  someone toss me an invite?
Oct 19 2007 9:34PM
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steezyjibber
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u checkin out da boyz?
Oct 19 2007 9:35PM
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skiRay
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yeah that pattern is everywhere at my school. it dosent really piss me off, but i am just like "uhh what was going through the girls' heads when they agreed to go out"
Oct 19 2007 9:37PM
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While you're at it, don't forget to tell the girls that you are better at hitting on little asain boys over the internet than you are at hitting on them.

Oct 19 2007 9:38PM
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rudeboy_87
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nahh just you landis....

i like you... ;)

Oct 19 2007 9:39PM
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[~_~]
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This site is becoming too freaky.

Slandis out.
Oct 19 2007 9:43PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
Awesome. I'm gonna start practicing on little Landis for now on.

landis- a/s/l ?
Oct 19 2007 9:44PM
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ThaLetterM.
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Oct 19 2007 9:50PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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just get one who skis
Oct 19 2007 9:57PM
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[~_~]
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12/$1,000 a year/english
Oct 19 2007 10:29PM
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J.D.
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I thought landis was out.
Oct 19 2007 10:32PM
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[~_~]
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I was...I drove to the grocery store to get shampoo and ice cream. The Slandis is back.
Oct 19 2007 10:35PM
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Bigwoods
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OR.. the guy is loaded, thats a big possibility.
Oct 19 2007 10:39PM
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J.D.
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Don't get those two confused.
Oct 19 2007 10:41PM
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Oct 19 2007 10:44PM
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Mat.
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how does shampoo taste on your icecream?
ive never tried it!
as if.
Oct 19 2007 10:46PM
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comeatmebro
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happens a lot in my school. well not a lot but i see it, its cause the guys have mad money and buy them whatever they want...
Oct 19 2007 10:54PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
If you throw this out in a conversation with a hotty CONFIDENTLY and slightly sarcastically, you will score points. I shit you not.
Oct 19 2007 11:00PM
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[~_~]
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...until she finds out you weren't kidding.
Oct 19 2007 11:03PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
I find all the hot chicks a my school go out with guys who are dumb and they only have that girl cause of their looks. it'll be funny 15 years down the road when they are both without a decent job and their looks are fading.
Oct 19 2007 11:19PM
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[~_~]
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That reminds me of a story:

I was visiting my grandparents with my mom about 4 years ago. They still live in the same town my mom went to highschool in. One day, her and I went to the grocery store to get some food. For some odd reason, she started laughing but trying to hold it in as soon as we got to the checkout.

As it turns out, the bagger was the most popular guy in highschool back in the day. And now he's 45 years old and bagging groceries in the middle of nowhere.


The moral of the story is:


You have to look like this to get chicks:









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Oct 19 2007 11:24PM
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TechnoPotamus
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1.)  john cena is crazy


2.) it's the DUFF rule.   all hot girls have to roll with a Designated Ugly Fat Friend to make them look better
Oct 20 2007 12:05AM
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Nicholas.
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hhahahahahaah oh god dude!^


but yeah my friend is like this chubby, lazy, toolish knda kid (dont get me wrong i dont mind him) and hes with the hottest girl in the school and has been for a year (took him a year to fuck her though) but seriously...i dont get it.
Oct 20 2007 12:08AM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
one word......MONEY!!!!!


thats the only explanation for a butt ugly kid havin a hott girlfriend
Oct 20 2007 10:46AM
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Sasquatch=]
Posts: 116 - Karma: 11
Don't know.
Oct 20 2007 10:50AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Not neccesarily, but it is a case a lot of the time . That's why you always get the MILFs in first class
Oct 20 2007 10:54AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16

Can someone explain to this man that amazing theory based on the 1-10 scale? He should only be concerned with the 5-8 and 9-10 catergories, any lower is just rape.

Oct 20 2007 10:54AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171

or maybe they just treat girls with respect unlike alot of guys in this world nowadays. or maybe its just money most likely but jessica simpson is kinda gross now anyways.

Oct 20 2007 11:28AM
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