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Lame Instructors, who's are worse

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evtic
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Bridger, Big Sky, or Moonlight

I like people that teach at Bridger, but douches exist. And Moonlight has got that Adam guy from New Mexico that is as legit as it gets. Big Sky seems to be a chach ville cast. Any thoughts??
Oct 19 2007 12:51PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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showdons were actually pretty cool sometimes. but according to george (the owner) no one wants to work there so he hired a bunch of spics from brazil or somewhere like that
Oct 19 2007 1:05PM
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Literature
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Watch the racial slurs dude. Not cool.
Oct 19 2007 1:53PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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my bad david, im sorry
Oct 19 2007 4:06PM
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NWFlow
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Thank you. 
Oct 19 2007 7:18PM
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NWFlow
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And thank you.
Oct 19 2007 7:18PM
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Jaskittin
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Hey now, I was an instructor at Bridger last year.  But I have to say, I didn't enjoy it.  The ski school is run by a bunch of old people that would rather talk about the mechanics of a parallel turn than go for a ridge hike.  Also, many of the people that I worked with were pretty lame, and actually made me embarrased to wear that damn jacket.  The snowboard instructors however were chill as hell.  I donno, I am never going to be a ski instructor again just because the whole atmosphere is pretty uptight, and it takes away from the fun. 
Oct 19 2007 9:26PM
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evtic
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I couldn't agree more, Bridger has some cool snow sports school staff, but some are lamer than beige. Especially the guys who think they are cool with their skinny skis. One instructor told us " I am from Utah" when we asked why anybody would rock those new gayer than a rainbow rossignol z lego skis, as if that was a legit response, Qu-Qu-Qu-Queer?
Oct 19 2007 10:07PM
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Caveman.
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ricky martin is going to be bussing tables in the lodge and serving drinks at the t-bar this winter
Oct 23 2007 12:30AM
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miralas
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wow pat, u really know how to stick it to the man. well done pat, well done...
Oct 23 2007 4:56PM
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tjski
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hahahaha, i believe it..
Oct 24 2007 12:01AM
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Caveman.
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rick verified it this weekend at the ranch
Oct 24 2007 12:03AM
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Mykel
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I need someone to point this guy out to me.  That is the funniest thing I could imagine coming from that situation.
Oct 24 2007 5:54PM
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evtic
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There are two really, one is not at Bridger anymore, the other is back I bet. They are both small, lame, and think they rule.  Told me I was an idiot for center mounting my skis. But I think their names are Josh and Darren or Derrick. 
Oct 24 2007 9:28PM
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Jaskittin
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Haha, Josh is one of the more senior instructors.  yeah, all those guys think they are the shit because they are "level 3" so they can give lessons in all terrain.  What it really means is that they just look like bigger tools coming down the mountain. 
Oct 25 2007 3:19PM
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tjski
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no fing way?!!! did you guys live the vita loca? (aka the crazy life)
Oct 25 2007 10:22PM
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evtic
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Well said, 65 turns down thunder road is funny.
Oct 27 2007 5:01PM
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Mykel
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oh man, we should totally find out if those guys have sister.  Then we get the sister(s) drunk, have sex with them and film it.  Then we email the videos to them.
Oct 27 2007 6:39PM
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NWFlow
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Who was the instructor at BS w/ the longish blond hair swept back and RayBan sunglasses.  My friends and I called him "California", if that gives you an indication of his general appearance.  Does anyone else know who I'm talking about?
Oct 27 2007 7:23PM
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evtic
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I know who you are talking about, we called him socal.
Oct 28 2007 12:07PM
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Jaskittin
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Ha, there was an instructor at bridger named zach and he was the exact same way.  Long blond hair with sunglasses and no hat.  He looked like he should have been taking lessons, not giving them.
Nov 10 2007 2:19PM
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NWFlow
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Maybe he was a bridger instructor, now that I think about it.
Nov 10 2007 4:04PM
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evtic
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For some reason I think he has taught at both
Nov 11 2007 4:52PM
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Skipig25
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if it's the zach I'm thinking of, he's fucking hilarious. not real great at skiing, but he's a kickass biker. he rode moab on a fucking mesarunner. we call him aspen extreme, cause he always wears old school clothing, plus the glasses and blonde long hair. and he is actually from california
Nov 11 2007 8:00PM
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eheath
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Moonlights instructors were pretty chill. There is one girl snowboard instructor with dreads, she's soo chill.
Nov 12 2007 1:51AM
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Aenigma
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Remember the girl who snowboarded but was a ski instructor?  I'm pretty sure I had to slow down the lift for her a couple times at the beginning of the season.

Nov 12 2007 11:38AM
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NWFlow
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He's everywhere!  I'm just happy other people noticed him as well.

Nov 12 2007 8:50PM
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evtic
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Adam, from new mexico, was probably one of the best riders on the hill at Moonlight. He cleared the still water gap with a very smooth backside five. I hear he is coming back too. And that girl was cool too.
Nov 13 2007 9:46AM
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