your not being an asswhole. im probably just not explaining myself correctly.
here I am going to try to explain this. I even made crude drawings to help with my explanation
I know that suspension, the fact that cars dont weigh the same in front as in back, and the fact that not enough lift would be produced all come add up to nothing or very little happening to the car. this is just a theory. it was supposed to be a joke. and as soon as one or two people start bashing a thread creator the rest of the people dont even bother trying to understand the thread they just go along bashing.
I hope that with pictures at least some of you will understand what I was trying to say.