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Ruski
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Im going to be teaching Sex-ed! im so excited, anyone else do with or have any creative/funny teaching ideas?

Oct 16 2007 11:00PM
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Shadows
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how do they hire people for this? do they ask you if youre experience?
Oct 16 2007 11:01PM
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Ruski
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wow that made no sense i meant:
anybody else teach or have any ideas

p.s im a senior high school peer educator not an actual teacher
Oct 16 2007 11:01PM
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Caveman.
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Why are you teaching it? Are you a teacher or something? and teach by example
Oct 16 2007 11:02PM
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comeatmebro
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one dildo+your vagina=class learning a lot
Oct 16 2007 11:02PM
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Mezmerize19
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should make them watch the girl next door
Oct 16 2007 11:02PM
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Caveman.
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haha
Oct 16 2007 11:03PM
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Ruski
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i went to an interest meeting after school, we each have a station and have to learn certain facts about what we are to teach, i havent gotten mine yet but im crossing my fingers i get Protection or STDs
Oct 16 2007 11:03PM
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Kevski
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Some speaker came in to my planning class with a huge wooden dildo, that she called Mr. Woody, and showed us how to properly apply a condom.

She also pointed out that when a condom is the right way to be put on, it looks like a sombrero, which she giggled at and called cute.
It's not supposed to look like a tuque.

We all found that funny, so you could do that, and be funny too.
Oct 16 2007 11:05PM
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rudeboy_87
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all you have to do is tell all the little girls that boys are evil and want to get them pregnant... and then tell all the little boys to go out and buy condoms cause girls will give you std's...

problem solved... there really is no need for a sex-ed class in a school's curriculum...
Oct 16 2007 11:07PM
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Ruski
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i love south park, we're already playing that clip we got it approved suprisingly
Oct 16 2007 11:10PM
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BrokenBones
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Make sure to tell them that having sex is not some horrible thing that will result in damnation and burning in hell.  Just stress the importance of contraception.

Also, try and make them laugh and make them put condoms on bananas! haha!!
Oct 16 2007 11:12PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that may have been slightly unnecessary.  just slightly.
Oct 16 2007 11:25PM
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french_fry
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don't forget to mention cooties.
Oct 16 2007 11:30PM
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quixotic
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bahahahaha
Oct 16 2007 11:42PM
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Ryanvdonk
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haha, we had teams for that, and she gave twix for the most names for penis. haha, needless to say we won, it's was well over 100. as far as protection, get a life like dildo and have people practice putting condoms on it.
Oct 16 2007 11:59PM
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Ryanvdonk
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and don't be afraid to tell them the thruth: masterbation is the best form of self improvement.
Oct 17 2007 12:00AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Nobody knows how to take care of me, like me! Sooooo sad. :(
Oct 17 2007 12:09AM
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InvalidConflict
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this might help lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWq2DuqkLXc
Oct 17 2007 12:22AM
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cobra_commander
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hahahah, my brother has your former sex ed teacher this year, best class ever.
Oct 17 2007 12:24AM
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spudz
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BASICALLY TELL THE KIDS, DONT BE DUMB WRAP IT TIL THE GIRL GETS BC ( NOT THE BACK COUNTRY )
Oct 17 2007 12:24AM
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jambone
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This could be of some use

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=564dMxAeTSE
Oct 17 2007 12:40AM
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Ryanvdonk
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haha, her daughter was such a big slut.
Oct 17 2007 1:27AM
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jambone
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Shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=564dMxAeTSE
Oct 17 2007 1:36AM
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Flarestrike
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Sex-Ed in primary school was such a bludge, we sat and talked for the whole time.

Take lollies that always gets the kids interested, or flavoured condoms could do the trick as well!
Oct 17 2007 1:37AM
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eheath
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I highly agree.
Oct 17 2007 2:39AM
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babysteeze84
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If you get STD's, here's something I learned in my anthropology 350 college course: Women between the ages of 18-25 are the highest carriers of AIDS and HIV in Los Angeles, California, in the United States.  Scary eh guys? (well, if you live around LA I suppose...)  Wrap it up or pack it up!!  Take birth control pills regularly, and go to your doctor whether or not you're sexually active. :) And don't let anyone go down on you if they have a cold sore or if you do and you've been making out.
Oct 17 2007 2:52AM
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anna*
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hahahaha when we had sex ed a couple of years ago, the lady came into the class, whacked a dildo down onto the table so it stuck there upright.
right as she went whack a school tour, principal included, walked past the room and looked in. the look on his face and the prospective parents was gold.
her back was to the door so she had no idea what we were all cracking up over.
Oct 17 2007 3:52AM
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45.
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we had to play penis bingo.... you had to name all the different parts and when you got a bingo you had to yell penis......... you can all imagine how that went over
Oct 17 2007 8:24AM
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yelsel
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my 60 something year old sex ed teacher taught us how to put tampons in...that was gross. then she used two life size dummies to imitate sexual intercourse. very weird. i think i was 11. that was too much for me to comprehend at the time.
Oct 17 2007 8:43AM
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derbski
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a little lesson from eric cartman- if you dont want to get her pregnat pull it out and pee on her leg
Oct 17 2007 9:33AM
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