Corporate hoes and CEOs, Alternatively tennis hoes and golf pros. Dirty old men and school girls, anything but clothes (doesn't have to be skimpy, just means you have to be wearing all items that aren't intended to be clothing), Ugly sweater contest (wear the ugliest sweater you can find, probably requires a trip to good will/salvation army), that party where everyone wears white and you're supopsed to write on each other (i'm not a fan myself),
and the obligatory strongbad:
some girl was tellin me about this rubiks cube party...basically you go wearing a different solid color for every article of clothing (blue jeans, red shirt, yellow hat, etc) the goal is to be wearing one color top to bottom by the time you leave. basically you challenge people to any drinking game for one of their articles of clothing..so say i walk up to some dude and say whoever chugs longer wins..since i challenged if i win we swap shirts. he wins he takes my shirt as more trading power for himself. its smarter for everyone to wear athletic shorts and baggier stuff so its easier for guys and girls to battle it out.
you sir are a liar, liar liar, your pants are on fire
1. bring in a couple truckloads of sand and proceed to dump into living room or any other room where most the ppl will be partying
2. crank the thermostat to like 90-100
3. tell everyone to wear their summer gear like bathing suits and such
Tour de Franzia: sortve biking theme, you can just wear helmets or racing jerseys, but the main point is to buy a shitload of crappy boxed wine at the closest gas station. Franzia gives you a really sloppy drunk, everyone always parties hard.
Also, whenever I go visit UT in Austin there's usually a Border Bash someplace. You either get two houses next to each other, or divide a house in half, or have a party with your dorm neighbors, and one of the sides is the wild west, and the other side is mexico. like ponchos and sombreros and maragaritas and dos equis on one side, and six shooters and bud light and whiskey shots on the other. it's so much fun.
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I did Men in Black for my 5th birthday. I had laminated badges that my mom made and had my aunt come in an alien costume.
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yeah those are the kind of white shirt and draw on each other parties people usually have around here. i think theyre fun. the rubix cube party sounds fun as shit as well, nothing like a good excuse for girls to take their clothes off haha.
tour de franzia is a GREAT name for a party but holy shit franzia is nasty and will definitly get you shitfaced. ive done an all franzia party once before, with franzia bongs and franzia pong and i dont think ill do it again. everyone puked red that night....
im not a fan of the more costume oriented theme parties(with the exception of halloween). for example my neighbor did a caveman/cavewoman party and it was pretty lame, plus is was pretty cold out for loincloths.
i had one of them a week ago!
no one had any idea of what the hell to wear.
buttt...themes ive been to or heard about
pirates vs ninjas
OTT (over the top - think glitter fake nails fake boobs wigs too much hair gel etc)
fluros (bright and tight)
geeks and freaks
brighton girls and frankston boys (brighton = snobby area of melbourne, frankston = derro)