Went to slide down a banister and I was completely hammered. I fell off the back like a quarter of the way down and feel 8 feet to the next flight of stairs. Landed on my head/back/hip, face hurts today, hip hurts, think I might have rebroke my thumb. It was a pretty epic fall.
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."