My friend and I went to the basement to see if we had mail. We had none, and hopped on the elevator. Out of a complete coincidence, we both rip ass once we're on the elevator, and it immediately turns rancid inside, and we laugh at the coincidence. Then I ask, "What if it stops at the first floor?", and almost before the question was asked the elevator started to slow to a stop at the first floor. We both giggle like 5 year old girls and try to keep a straight face as three mildly attractive females board the elevator. The door closes and the elevator continues its ascent. The two of us are still working hard to keep straight faces, but it's obvious we had something to hide. I finally mutter, "It smelled like this when we got on.", and the girls reply "Oh suuure.", all sarcastically, but they believed us. Not even five seconds later, the two of us EXPLODE into uncontrollable laughter. It's now obvious that it was us, and the girls looked soooooo mad. They were so disgusted and were complaining about it, saying things like, "You guys are so gross." So, our floor comes and we practically fall out of the elevator crying laughing, and the girls get out as quick as possible to escape the stench. Let me tell you, those were perfect farts for that occasion because they fucking STUNK, worse than usual. It was one of those ones that burns on the way out, and you know it's going to wreak havoc. Thus ends my story of hilarity, enjoy!
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