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The most horrible Saw trap imaginable thread

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t-man152
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ok so I was thinking of a really fucked up Saw trap that would kill someone in a really horrific way so here it is:

your in a locked industrial room, a mixture of dry blood and fresh blood is everywhere showing you that people have been dying there for a while and have also died recently. you look at your foot and it's chained thats when you realize that chained to the other end is.... Chuck Norris and hes sleeping. a tape comes on and informs you that Chuck's sleeping pill will lose its affect in about 10 minutes. he says you have to find a key to the door on the side of the door informing you that behind the door is Jack Bower and hes the only one that can save you. you have to find clues to open that door. before a pissed off Chuck Norris wakes up.



ok now its your turn. what do your sick minds come up with?

I must say that since I had the mental image of being chained to chuck Norris I
Oct 11 2007 3:49PM
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lushlaxstr
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that was retarded
Oct 11 2007 4:14PM
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Mod
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What I would do is have somebody chained to a wall, and have Knives barely touching his skin so if he tried to escape out he'd get impaled by one. Then, I'd have a spike coming up from the ground moving VERY slowly, and it would creep towards him and enter into his body on his gooch, then slowly spear him until he died.
Oct 11 2007 4:18PM
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ryan.c
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that makes u seem kinda....gay, in a creepy way
Oct 11 2007 4:38PM
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Scolson
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Your supposed to have a chance to escape.
Oct 11 2007 4:40PM
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Mod
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No I just think it would suck to die by getting a spike shoved up through you, I can't start at the head cause then you'd be dead to quick.
Oct 11 2007 4:40PM
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comeatmebro
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there has to be a way to get out though...


i would have to say...

you are strapped down on the ground and above you is a pendulum swinging down getting closer with every pass. the tape comes on and tells you that the key is just out of reach of your arm. your arms are free for the record. you would have to dislocate your shoulder to get to the key and then unstrap yourself to keep yourself from dying. if you didn't the pendulum would start to slow once it hit you so it would move like 1/2" after it hit you once, that way it would be so shitty to die like that.
Oct 11 2007 4:43PM
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beer.
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"you have been injected with a deadly poison that will kill you in one hour.  the antidote is mixed in with 2 buckets of diarrhea.  You must consume those buckets otherwise you will die."

how much would that suck?
Oct 11 2007 4:51PM
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GnarBurger
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i would pierce someones lips together 10 times and chain them to the ground. then i would start slowly flooding the room with either water or fire ants. there wold be a ladder on the wal 10 feet away to escape if they felt like ripping the rings out
Oct 11 2007 5:02PM
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twintip_payne
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thats the best one the others are  retarted
Oct 11 2007 5:06PM
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Half-Blood
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dude I would rip that shit out of my lips so fast.
Oct 11 2007 5:11PM
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Geoff.
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fuck that id just die.
Oct 11 2007 5:19PM
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anxju
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BEST ONE EVER


have opposite walls with spikes slowly move towards eachother.  the trapped person has to climb up the spikes to the top to avoid being killed
Oct 11 2007 5:24PM
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Piste.Off
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holy shit
Oct 11 2007 5:30PM
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[_KyLe_]
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i cant believe no one hs gone here yet:
you wake up in the cold, u seem to be wearing a ski suit. you look around and realize that you are at the top of the park in mammoth. you also seem to be chained to two posts, one on either side of your body. these posts are holding you slightly off the ground as you look down you realize that your feet are dangling millimeters away from being able to stomp into a pair of bindings. you soon realize that you cold easily break out of the chains and jump into your skis and have a great day, but this will release the mechanism that is threatening to rip your dick off. quite the conundrum......
Oct 11 2007 5:34PM
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TheQuailman
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you took a posion pill and the antidote is in your weiner.  You have to rip off your weiner and eat it to survive
Oct 11 2007 5:43PM
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honeydip
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hahaha i lol'd. but that would suck. i dunno what i would do. i dont think its actually possible to drink 2 buckets of diarrhea without dying or something
Oct 11 2007 5:45PM
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SkiMN
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You are in the middle of a large room. Your body is chained to the ground but all your limbs are free. A spike plate the size of your body is slowly descending upon you. The rest of the room is safe with a door in the corner. The key to the chains sits just out of your reach. There is a saw on your lap. Even with it you cannot reach the key. Then you realize you must use the saw to sever one of your own limbs with which to reach the key and free yourself.

Now a twist.

You sever your leg and our free from the trap. Then the room starts to fill with fumes. The door is locked. The tape comes on, saying that the fumes will kill you in 5 minutes, and that the key is implanted in your scrotum. You only have the saw with which to perform the operation.

At best you get out with a missing limb and your nuts hanging loose, but you can get out.
Oct 11 2007 5:50PM
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Nicholas.
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hhaahaa, and the lip ring one was basically done except there was a bomb in the room and the guy had them (like huge loops) like one on each hand, foot and ribs and one through his jaw and mouth. he dies.
Oct 11 2007 5:53PM
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artfullydodged
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locked in an empty room letters to a code are under each of your fingernails, you gotta peice of bamboo...
Oct 11 2007 7:53PM
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sowstochd
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you know that fiberglass stuff on walls of like un finished basements? the stuff thats ridiculously itchy.

          well have a whole room made of that. walls, floor, ceiling, and u wake up in there and your naked. how much would that suck
Oct 11 2007 8:01PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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you are chained to a wall while "This is why I'm hot" and "Crank Dat" are playing on repeat while you are forced to watch looped episodes of 'days of our lives".

there is no escape.

you die.
Oct 11 2007 8:04PM
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Sufferboy
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it was u vs. chuck norris and his son, optimus prime
Oct 11 2007 8:06PM
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ijibgoremtn
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yea but its not worth it cuz you wont have a ballsack anymore
Oct 11 2007 8:12PM
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bemmis
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you are locked in a tiny wooden box so you can not move at all. you can also barely breath since you hand is shoved down your throat. a tape comes on tlling you that the key to the lock that keeps the box closed (which is within reach of the hand in your mouth) is located near you brain near the cerebellum and brain stem. you must carve through the roof of your mouth and get the key, however, if the cerebellum is damaged, you will loose all long term memories, and if the brain stem is damaged, you will inhibit all basic involintary functions, such as breating or your heat beating, so you will have to think about you heart beating for it to beat. Damaging your brain stem could also result in paralysis from the neck down, making it impossibe to unlock the door, leaving you to be crunched in the box for 4 days.
Oct 11 2007 8:14PM
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fourhundred
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alright,  you have a massive dildo that doubles as a magnet, you also has a metal key somewhere in your anus/rectum area. you have to stick it up there and get it stuck to the key then pull it out, and  that unlocks you out of a cage surrounded by horny/gay wookies.
Oct 11 2007 8:24PM
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SlickRick.
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your tied to a chair, eyelids chained open, and 2girls1cup.com is being played over and over
Oct 11 2007 10:11PM
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BMskier
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haha i love this thread
Oct 11 2007 10:23PM
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ax_murderer
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fucked up shit.
Oct 11 2007 10:43PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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WHAT A TWIST!
Oct 11 2007 10:50PM
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John.
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This isn't Saw related, but it reminded me of something. It might just be legend, but I remember hearing that either the Chinese or Japanese had a torture where they chained you completely up, sharpened the end of a live bamboo stalk, then stuck it under you and let it grow into your body. Bamboo grows really fast I guess, I think somewhere around an inch every twenty-four hours. How fucked up is that?
Oct 11 2007 10:52PM
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honeydip
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i actually started to feel like i couldnt breathe when i was reading that. thats fucked up, and would suck soooo bad
Oct 11 2007 11:13PM
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TannerCoulter.
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Finger nails ripped off, and you are surrounded by spikes. One arm is chained down, and a bucket is locked to the floor. The bucket is filled with hot coals, and you have no fingernails. Get the key.
Oct 11 2007 11:35PM
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beer.
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this is kinda unrelated but if you guys would like to know of the most painful death imaginable, check this out;

the second most common method of execution in germany during medieval times was known as "breaking on the wheel."  you are tied to the rim of a large wheel so your body is stretched out.  then the executioner uses a tire-iron like device to break every bone in your body multiple times.  these executioners were very very skilled.  you would be alive for a very long time in excruciating pain.  a dutchman remarked upon seeing this horrific act that the victim no longer resembles a man, but a misshapen squid, writing in agony with tentacles for arms.

also another method used for whores and gays was the pear.  its a 3 flat-pronged device that when cranked spreads open like a flower.  it was inserted into the pussy or ass and cranked until the person was ripped apart, and usually died.
Oct 11 2007 11:37PM
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Oct 11 2007 11:56PM
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bemmis
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yeah and the diarrhea is full of spinach hunks and corn kernels.
Oct 12 2007 12:03AM
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SkiMN
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You find an extremely long forceps. The tape comes on saying the key is embedded well up your ass.

There, you keep your manhood at the price of your dignity.

How about the crossbow dildo one in Scary Movie 4?



Oct 12 2007 12:33AM
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SteezePatrol
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im not understanding the best saw is when u get pinned down with paperclips
Oct 12 2007 1:33AM
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comeatmebro
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hahaha yeah we just read it in english and i must say the pit and the pendulum is pretty crazy. i was thinking of that and was just like wow that would suck so bad if it didn't kill you in one stroke...so it will now be on saw.
Oct 12 2007 5:00PM
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word-sauce
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screws are screwed into each of your fingers one by one, from the tip in but your left hand is free. you are told there are 5 numbers on the inside of ur fingers, your are given a hammer to rip out the screws one by one...including the bones which will be chipped up by now, after receiving the numbers you are now in excrutiating pain and must try and open the safe which then holds the key to the door at the side of the room, you start walking and notice the device on your leg, a voice comes on telling you that if you do not find the correct key inside the safe the device will send a sharp flat piece of metal on all sides into your leg below the knee bone, and the will slide down your leg leaving you with just bones, there are 42 keys in the safe.

Oct 12 2007 5:26PM
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Alexander_Keith
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you'd die of dysentry
Oct 12 2007 5:36PM
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leckett1
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HAHAHAAHHA that was my favorite game ever!!!!!! what the fuck am i saying that STILL is my favorite game ever!!!! man i had so much fun with it
Oct 12 2007 6:11PM
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Edward.
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youre in a room filled with chickens and you cant ever get out
Oct 12 2007 6:49PM
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BrokenBones
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You awake to find yourself in cold dark room in an old rust chair.  You at first notice that you are chained to the chair and your eyelids are being held open by metal prongs.  In front of you is a blank screen.  Suddenly a voice starts to talk.  It informs you that you are going to be forced to watch Saw 4,5 and 6 in a row.

All the Saw's except the first one blew ass, and 4,5 and 6 are going to be even more horrible.
Oct 12 2007 7:02PM
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artfullydodged
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yeah that would SUCK
Oct 12 2007 7:34PM
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Tinga
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how about youre fixed in place in the side of a rat cage with a couple rats in there and they will eat through you unless you kill them with the poison that is just out of reach of your toes you have to hook the poison with your toes and kill the mice then inside one of the mice is the key. and when you find the key film comes on and says that the key is coated in a solution that can only be dissolved with your stomach acid. but as you dissolve it it gives you the worst shits youve ever had in your life. and once you get out of the rat cage youll be put in a bath room where the toilet paper is switched for sand paper and the key to get out of the bathrom is in the middle of the roll. so after you get out of the bath room you notice youre suspended 1000ft up by a hot air balloon. the only way to get your parachute is to jump across this gap  that is like 20ft below you  so you will probably break your legs when you land. so you get the parachute except that there is no harness to hold the parachute to you when it is deployed so you need to hold on to these two straps which when deployed will most likely dislocate you arms. when you land on the ground you find yourself in a bog that contains many poisonous insects however these bugs are slow and easy to swat away but your arms are dislocated so it is really painful to swat them away. you must find your way to the edge of the swamp where there is an 8 ft wall you need to scale with your broken legs and dislocated shoulders. once over that fence youve found yourself in the middle of a mine field. there is a table that has a 9mm on it with bullets ready to go if you want to use it. but when you shoot yourself you find out that the bullets are just blanks that make the loudest noise ever so you go deaf. so after that youre just ike shit. so you somehow find a way to move around again. then you realize that the stuff on the key also makes your tounge dissolve. and youre told that a murder of crows is coming and these crows like to eat eyes. normally theyre loud and stuff so people can run and or take cover or whatever but you cant hear them. so your eyes get eaten. so now youre deaf blind mute and you have broken legs and dislocated shoulders. then you have to cross this thorn patch and youre finally free. but you cant hear speak or see anything so you become that guy in that metalica sound.
Oct 12 2007 8:10PM
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t-roy
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basically an elaboration from the part in saw 3 where the girl gets thrown into the pit of needles...

there is a key in the bottom of the pit of needles. hands are handcuffed so you have to dig through the needles with your feet or your teeth. and the key is used to stop a giant torch descending on the needle pit from the ceiling.

so you are getting stabbed by needles all over, and if you don't get the key you get burned alive.

Oct 12 2007 8:18PM
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JTL
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i think that was saw 2
Oct 12 2007 9:34PM
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martin.
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i dont know

but somthing about ripping your pubes out ONE BY ONE!


ahhhhh!
Oct 12 2007 10:49PM
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GnarBurger
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wow the fingernail one sucks horribly
Oct 12 2007 10:52PM
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max.
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jesus ur a sick fuck. who thinks about painful/gay ways to kill sometone like that.
Oct 12 2007 10:58PM
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