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foodisfun
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i saw a commercial for a show "Dangerous Encounters" on the national geographic channel, and the commercial got me on the floor laughing, so i figured i'd try to find it and post it.

i did one better by finding the whole clip of this encounter.  you can skip to about 2 minutes if you don't have time because nothing really happens till after 2 minutes.

i can't imagine being anywhere near a python, let a lone in the water/mud with one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDKfmU4SDo
Oct 10 2007 11:36PM
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Mezmerize19
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He has a really bad bite
Oct 10 2007 11:42PM
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thedutchmayn
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wow what the fuck was that guy thinking?
"we're in wiastdeep water, this is really dangerous!"............................................................................................
"im gonna go in the crack after him" hahaha...dumbass
Oct 10 2007 11:50PM
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keystoner1
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"he bit the rock" haha that guy is fucking stupid
Oct 10 2007 11:58PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Im no expert but I think he had a really bad bite and perhaps a bad back...
Oct 11 2007 12:00AM
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Nicholas.
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wow, something tells me that guy got bit...badly.
Oct 11 2007 12:37AM
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beer.
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that guys a pussy, constrictors have a bunch of nubbly little teeth used mostly to grip their prey and at most it would feel like getting a bunch of pricks from needles all at once.  I mean I am sure it hurts but plenty of people on this site get hurt much worse and don't bitch as much, especially if a camera was on em.
Oct 11 2007 12:44AM
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vincepru
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^did you see the size of that snake?  id be freakin out too.
Oct 11 2007 12:52AM
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beer.
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true but I wouldnt stand there saying 'i have a really bad bite" 50 million times, I would get the fuck out of there.
Oct 11 2007 12:54AM
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beer.
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oh shit I just remembered something, has anyone ever seen the snake hunter?  hes a really badass australian, way more badass than irwin, and I saw him singlehandedly pull a python that size from a cake.  it then lunged at him and he caught its head right out of the air.  his voice was as calm as someone discussing their favorite type of detergent the entire time.

thats how its done.
Oct 11 2007 12:56AM
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.scott.
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mother of pearl, that was ridiculous.  i wish i could've seen if they got him or not...it ended too soon.
Oct 11 2007 1:00AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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ahahaha yeah i laughed pretty hard at that, uuuh duh dumbass
Oct 11 2007 1:44AM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
the snake was still wrapped around him! and I when we get hurt skiing it isn't usually waist deep in disgusting cave water that could infect the shit out of our wounds.
Oct 11 2007 1:54AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
I wonder if the snake bit him....
Oct 11 2007 2:07AM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
I love this shit. Absolutely love it. Whenever people go into the wild and get fucked up by an animal it makes me smile. It's a 20foot python. Leave it the fuck alone. 
Oct 11 2007 2:22AM
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Skillz
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Haha that guy is trippin ballz
Oct 11 2007 2:38AM
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jimmychung
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haha one time it sounded like he screwed up and said "i've got a bad back----bite"

man that would scare the shit out of me, especially getting such a bad bit =P
Oct 11 2007 10:16AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
ya that dude was just on leno. That was bat shit he was wading in, plus they showed the bite and it did look pretty intense.
Oct 11 2007 11:38AM
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scientist
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hahahahaha, it sounded like dane cook or some shit. Fucking hilarious
Oct 11 2007 12:01PM
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MEGAZORD
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haha what an idiot.
Oct 11 2007 12:21PM
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