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make fun of americans

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NoTeefa
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yea this will be cool


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Aug 29 2003 8:21AM
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auski
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On an Australian ski website there is an entire thread devoted to Americans.

'Dumb comment from an American' thread
Aug 29 2003 1:32PM
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Airspeed-X
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Haha I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to pop-up.

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Aug 29 2003 1:43PM
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auski
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Yummy
Aug 29 2003 1:55PM
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lanks
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ahahaha that guy is fat! and this is what somebody's take on the whole thing lol, dont read it if you didnt click on the link though.

'Dear glutton,

I hope this message finds you dead in a dumpster, preferably one behind in and out burger. I have witnessed some disgusting displays on the internet but you take the fucking cake....or cow in this matter(I wouldn't doubt if you had cake later though). Your parents must be proud that your fathers semen was wasted on such a tremendous fatbodied waste of oxygen. God hates you... as do I.'
-thesoggiestcumsock



Joel
Aug 29 2003 4:01PM
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seward
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would you like sausages with your 'freedom' toast?


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Aug 29 2003 4:09PM
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P-JO
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yeah americans suck eh? them hosers don't know a fries wit gravay from a dollar bill eh? haha, yes us canadians are great eh.




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Aug 29 2003 4:43PM
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P-JO
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yer not even from canada, what the fuck are you talking about you god damn hoser... eh?




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Aug 29 2003 4:58PM
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acc
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our freedom fries are yummy

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Aug 29 2003 5:22PM
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F5*
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ahahahha, yall


'Do you think KFC's still open?'
Aug 29 2003 5:28PM
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sugarloafer1990
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yeah, i'm fat and eat and fast food, and don't care about anything else but myself, and find nothign wrong with supporting huge corporations...and Genetically modified foods are TOTTALLY OKAY!






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Aug 29 2003 5:35PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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yeah fuck stupid americans they think they rule the world and that their country is the best just because everyone elses country sucks what a stupid reason for a stupid bunch of people I mean they dont even have unibrows like us proud canadians moose riders!


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

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Aug 29 2003 5:37PM
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acc
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we're going to blow up canada soon too because you guys fucked up our electricity

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Aug 29 2003 5:41PM
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DoUbLeF
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Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!
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Aug 29 2003 5:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Doesnt anyone realize that Canadians are americans too? So are mexicans.

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Aug 29 2003 5:46PM
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DoUbLeF
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http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/joe_canadian.htm
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Aug 29 2003 5:48PM
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P-JO
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hi my names bill, Im an alcoholic and I eat way too much fast food. I take avantage of our earth and don't do whats right, just whats more conveinent. Our money may be worth more but our peoples morals definitely aren't anything compared to canadas. hi im bill, your typical american.

Did I hit that right on the G spot or what?




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Aug 29 2003 5:53PM
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D-40
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really wow my names bill too. cool.
i wish we used tunie and lunie here in the states. those are the best words that you use up in canada. its cool ur money isnt worth a bag of dog shit too cuz i can get everything cheaper up there when im there for the summer.
Aug 29 2003 6:00PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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no you are a disgrace to canada!


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Aug 29 2003 6:01PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hey im american and im not fat. but yea your right. like 90% of americans are fat fucks. saying aboot is fun

up in arms apperal represent

representin the east
Aug 29 2003 6:03PM
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D-40
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acually i saw somehting last night and its like 20 percent of all americans or obese.
Aug 29 2003 6:06PM
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seward
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bottom line is this

canada would not be canada without the states.

and the states would not be the states without canada.

argueing who is better is retarded cause their is way too many factors to consider.

but i certainly know which country isnt as uptight.


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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
Aug 29 2003 6:10PM
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AJ_concepts
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Ice-is-Scary, you said that we think we are the best country in the worl only becuase all the other countries suck, well that would make us the best country if other countries suck, how is wrong to think we are better than every one else when you just said that we are only better cause all the other countries suck
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Aug 29 2003 6:10PM
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DoUbLeF
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shut the fuck up....or we'll burn down your white house again!!!

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Aug 29 2003 6:14PM
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five0
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i think its 60% of american adults are obese but only 40% think they

hi im kevan and im much better than you because im an american,the end
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Aug 29 2003 6:16PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
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yeah... americans are pretty dumb... up here in canada we have this show 'talking to americans' they think we live in fuckin iglos & that outr national iceburg is melting! what the fuck! its like 30 degrees celcius out right now! im dyin!

^^^im not stupid.


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Aug 29 2003 6:34PM
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skifree919
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hahah stupid fat americans. Us and our crappy national sports. Baseball and football are boring sports for stupid fatties. America is full of uptight, fat assholes



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Aug 29 2003 6:38PM
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F5*
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^^ I love that show, Rick Mercer is damn funny.


'Do you think KFC's still open?'
Aug 29 2003 6:39PM
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FRZGene
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We should start another thread, where we'll make fun of every other country in the world for being inferior to America.
'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
Aug 29 2003 7:34PM
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D-40
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when i was up thre this year i thought it was really funny when i was watchin this hour has 22 minutes. someone went to chicago and said that canada is going to add a new season because therre is no sun for 2 months or something and everyone believed him haha. yeah i guess americans are pretty dumb sometimes
Aug 29 2003 7:41PM
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SaraJ
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Damn, those americans are just so fucking retarded. I'd hate to be one of them.

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Aug 29 2003 7:43PM
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lanks
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yeah if you're an american, i suggest you watch 'talking to americans'. find it on the internet or something. its great. you'll realize why canadians think most americans are idiots.


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Aug 29 2003 7:45PM
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Airspeed-X
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haha DoUbLeF I posted the Joe Canada speech in the other thread. Why dont americans have their own classic like Joe Canada?

-Randy
Aug 29 2003 8:08PM
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Jodi
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americans wouldnt get 'talking to americans' because they think the questions we ask are legitimate.
Aug 29 2003 8:14PM
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lanks
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i mostly agree with you, but come on jodi...some questions are just blatantly fake and anybody would be able to tell.



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Aug 29 2003 8:16PM
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rhcp
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I bet you could go and find a bunch of stupid canadians and make a show called 'talking to canadians'. you say we hate our neighbors and define borders when you're the hypocritical assholes who start threads like this.
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Aug 29 2003 8:31PM
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Lanemeyers
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Hey we all suck.... get over it!


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Aug 29 2003 8:33PM
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SaraJ
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I don't really find anything to get pissed off at. some americans are stupid, and that's a truth.

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Aug 29 2003 8:37PM
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rhcp
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yea but hes making us all sound like rednecks.
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Aug 29 2003 8:38PM
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SaraJ
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so maybe we are? get over it. it's not going to kill ya.

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Aug 29 2003 8:39PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Im sorry but what has Canada ever done let alone an a canadian? Invent nuclear power? cars? Airplanes? Television? Internet? Computers? or maybe all theyve ever invented is beastiality moose porn.


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Aug 29 2003 8:42PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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there just jealous. so they try to stereotype us all as fat, dumb hicks. its quite pathetic, actually.
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Aug 29 2003 8:43PM
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NoTeefa
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAH MOOSE PORN!!!!!


BAn mufafukn/ d-lite yo//
Aug 29 2003 8:58PM
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rhcp
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shortskichick, the thing is, we arent all rednecks. maybe you are, but i dont know of many rednecks that ski. come to think of it, i dont really know any rednecks at all.
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Aug 29 2003 9:03PM
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NoTeefa
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i saw this foo up at the pass this winter, skiing in jeans a gun club jacket and a harley hat. I asked him for his autograph and he llooked at me all funny


BAn mufafukn/ d-lite yo//
Aug 29 2003 9:13PM
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skifree919
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^hahhahha you asked him for his autograph, thats awesome



jibba jabba
Aug 29 2003 9:15PM
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Airspeed-X
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Haha that would be funny. I bet it would look like this: 'X'

-Randy
Aug 29 2003 9:24PM
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SaraJ
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naw, I aint a redneck. I kinda understand where you're coming from, it's just that I don't think it's worth getting all pissed off over.

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Aug 29 2003 9:33PM
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SKIbumJOE22
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i use to live up near the border in buffalo we would beat the shit out any canadians that came to our school their a bunch of pussy ass beaver fuckers
Aug 29 2003 9:50PM
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Airspeed-X
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Hahaha ok 'mister tough guy' take off your geeky glasses, and wake up.

-Randy
Aug 29 2003 11:48PM
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