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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
The family gets an HP computer with the mother fucking works and the only thing missing is a HEADPHONE JACK!  Our old shitty walmart special had two easily accessible headphone jacks and this thing has zero.
Oct 9 2007 10:22PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Well that makes watching porn a wee bit harder. And that's gay, are you sure there isn't one in the back?
Oct 9 2007 10:24PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
look harder? is has to have one
Oct 9 2007 10:24PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
that seems really unlikely. in fact I don't believe it. so you're saying you cant connect speakers into it either? I wouldn't call that "the works"
Oct 9 2007 10:26PM
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Aclique_Clothing
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 19
haha yea i have a HP that doesnt have any headphone jacks too but what did is I bought some nice speakers that have a headphone jack in the speaker. works perfectly fine
Oct 9 2007 10:29PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
There is one on the back but it is taken up by the external speakers.  My old computer had one on the tower and one on the monitor.
Oct 9 2007 10:30PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
ooh I can try hooking up my external speakers to it.
Oct 9 2007 10:31PM
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hvgap
Posts: 287 - Karma: 11
buy some speakers from sams club or walmart or some shit that have a headphone jack
Oct 9 2007 10:31PM
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BULLSEMEN
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 16
i thought you where dissing harry potter and i was like YOU DONT FUCK WITH HARRY POTTER.

then i read the thread
Oct 9 2007 10:32PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
If there is a spot on the soundcard for speakers, plug it in there, or get some usb headphones if they are just for the computer.
Oct 9 2007 10:38PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
wow dude that is not a difficult problem, buy a splitter and plug your speakers and your headphones into the back, if your headphones wont reach get a headphone extension chord all that will cost you 2 dollars max
Oct 9 2007 11:13PM
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[Toby]
Posts: 766 - Karma: 10
my gateway doesnt have a headphone jack but the speakers do. buy some speakers with a headphone jack...not hard
Oct 9 2007 11:20PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Or dont buy an HP.

Build it yourself, its easy as shit and you get better components for a fraction of the cost.
Oct 9 2007 11:31PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
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Oct 9 2007 11:35PM
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