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Bat vs. knife
so i live across from people's park in btown and some fucking homeless people keep stealing shit from our complex- im thinking about arming myself with a bat but im sure those fucked up people (who deserve to die btw) people carry knives. given similar statures, could i whoop some thieves ass or what
well do they throw knives? cause if so youre fucked and it depends on how fast you can swing a bat. if they can dodge your blow and stab you youre fucked but if you get one or two good blows witht he bat they should be gone
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Just leave something there that is shiny and metal so they steal it, but before they do run power cables to it from a car battery or something, get it wet too.
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ps- homeless people are not good knife throwers or are handy with tools pretty much at all
I thought you meant a real bat. how badass would that be if they tried to steal your shit and were attacked by bats?
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Bats are relatively dangerous. if you hit someone in the head, it is really easy to kill them by mistake with a bat. I'd recommend a gun then you can just pick off there legs.
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hahaha same, but i thought it was going to be the thread creator with a knife vs. a bat dunno why that came into my head, wonder who would win though...
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think about your logic here bro.
sure, it can kill someone if you hit them in the head with a bat.
so, you recommended a gun instead? that is much more fatal.
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Unless they carry fucking swords the Bat will win because of the longer range. And even if they try to stab you a good bat to the arm will break bones. And then you can steal all their shit.
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