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Newschoolers, make me a similie
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i guess "getting beat like a circus monkey" isnt acceptable for school, and neither is we were getting our assed handed to us. soo i turn to the creative people of newschoolers for a similie that is OK to be used in a high school paper
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(insert name of school) got pawned like that red headed stepchild.
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We got beat like an unfaithful wife in a red state.
We got beat like a black man in a squad car.
We got beat like a minority child who talked back to pappy.
We got beat like a muslim at Guantanamo.
We got killed worse than Chris Benoit's family.
Any of those work for you? I really like the last one.
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Is this in reference to friday night's game? haha
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no, fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck our fans for letting yoru fans right into the endzone, fuck our fans for you guys outnumbering us, fuck the refs. admit that it was another bullshit call
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the last one isnt a simillie good idea though
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which call I was having a hard time hearing anything cuz there were so many of us and so few of you.
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the punt that your d1 running back dropped, fumbled, and we recovered. the call was an inadvertant whistle, de ja vu?
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Doesn't ring a bell, all I remember is Bellomo's 3 td's and our domination of your fans. I must admit that field goal was fucking crazy though.
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Hmmm...
We got killed like a hooker at the Pickton farm?
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that was nothing, the day before he made a few from the 50 yard line, which would be 60 yard field goals, and i think he made one from the other sides 45. but yeah we got beat pretty bad, it was close for a while
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We got slaughtered like a fat kid at a cannibal convention?
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marsland, what school you from? I know eagan is from holliston, i used to go to westwood
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We got beat like the Dwite Schrute family beet farm.
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We got beat like a 13 year old's meat when he's home alone.
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we got beat like a drum at a heavy metal concert
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we got beat like a drum at a heavy metal concert
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you got burned more than a Jew in an oven.
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We got beat like you're moms vagini last night
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We got beat worse than jesus did.
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we got fucked more ways than jenna jameson
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were getting beat like mike vicks' dogs
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damn it, i was just gonna say that!
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We got owned worse then the yankees
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We got beat as bad as Tanner Hall's ankles
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got beat like a rented mule
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got beat like jenna jamesons cheeks
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