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The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance: October 7th

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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
This is 2 weeks in a row we've been late! The problem is I always drink after school on fridays and never get around to this. So we're going to reschedule it to a "whenever we feel like it" basis. Yep. Okay, this week's winner:

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Subject: I think I just fucked up my dorm
The_Oakley_Kid
1746 Posts
Insane
Oct 2 2007
1:19:39
"okay, long story short(pun) I was kinda drunk, high, and tired so I thought it would be a good idea to spray paint my wall in my dorm, now it smell like shit, I have a headache, and there is some fucked up shit on my wall. i'm kinda thinking it was a bad idea now."

Wow. I think I'll let this one speak for itself.

Honourable mentions:

From ladies men, in a thread about sucking your own dick:

thefilmerguy
1863 Posts
Insane
Oct 2 2007
10:53:07
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"a while ago i was able to reach but i was too scared to actually do it"

From "the most ghettoest places" thread (which by the way deserved the award in itself, if we gave it out to whole threads):

snowin08
473 Posts
Ridiculous
Oct 2 2007
3:41:23
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"^there is no blacks in rusia"

Political, but still good... what a great reason to support a politician:

DJDaveX
3600 Posts
Addict
Oct 2 2007
3:09:28
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"Fuck the Conservatives dude. I liked Chretien's era with the Libs. He even made the effort to go see Avril lavigne at the Junos one year(I believe). Since Harper's been in, Canada's been getting shittier."

This one didn't win because I still don't believe he's serious. No one is this dumb.

POWFIEND
73 Posts
Wannabe
Oct 2 2007
3:01:52

"Well, one day my corduroy dvd broke in half so I emailed rage films to see if there was some kind of warranty for such an incident. They said ok fine, we'll send you a new copy in the mail for free. To this day it hasnt came yet its been like a month. But, when they said they would send me a new copy of corduroy for free they asked if I would like to buy enjoy and ship it with corduroy. I told them no, and I never got my corduroy dvd replaced. They probobly never intended to send me a new copy of corduroy, but only wanted me to buy enjoy, send that to me and leave me hanging."

Yeah no. No one is stupid enough to try to warrantee a dvd. Sorry I'm not buying it, I still have some faith in humanity.

Well that's it for this week! See you next fr- er, whenever we feel like it.
Oct 6 2007 11:31AM
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Microcosm
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ahhhahaha great thread
Oct 6 2007 11:45AM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
http://http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1191304036-535543-400x300-1001072200ph9.jpg
Oct 6 2007 11:46AM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Lets try that one again...

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Oct 6 2007 11:52AM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
haha i love the golden wheelchair.
Oct 6 2007 11:55AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
yessssssssssssssss
Oct 6 2007 12:01PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
I'm pretty sure POWFIEND was serious because he posted a thread about how he was going to e-mail them about a month ago.
Oct 6 2007 12:02PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
woo im safe another week
Oct 6 2007 12:36PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,292
hahahaha, I thought I would be an hororable mention, I said some dumb stuff, but those are better. Congrats the_oakley_kid you have received the wheelchair award!


Oct 6 2007 1:51PM
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UNREAL
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hahaha AWESOME!
Oct 6 2007 1:55PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
hahahah this thread is soooo brilliant.
Oct 6 2007 2:02PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
word haha i think he should have won
Oct 6 2007 2:31PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
haha me too. it was a good one. i love the golden wheelchair
Oct 6 2007 2:44PM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
hahaha
Oct 6 2007 3:03PM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
hahaha
Oct 6 2007 3:13PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
haha i actually think he was serious about the dvd


he made another thread before it and im pretty sure someone told him to warranty it lmao
Oct 6 2007 5:01PM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
I bet hes still waiting at his house for the DVD to come in the mail.
Oct 6 2007 5:16PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
wooooooaaaaahhhhh
new site
shit i jsut noticed!
niceee :)

anyways im mad cause ive NEVER won it
Oct 6 2007 5:38PM
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t-roy
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that's generally a good thing

Oct 6 2007 6:33PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
i am honored
Oct 6 2007 6:46PM
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lyndon
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Haha, David Lu got an honourable mention!
Oct 6 2007 7:10PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
does the person who wins every week get hooked up with free swag?
Oct 6 2007 9:40PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
someone should send him a blank cd.
Oct 6 2007 10:50PM
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hollygrove
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I never knew this existed....
Oct 7 2007 12:41AM
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jimmychung
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hahaha not only does he have a stupid ass tag on his wall now, he's also fucked at the end of the year when they check for damages.
Oct 7 2007 12:46AM
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thenakedcellist
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bahhaha
Oct 7 2007 9:17AM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
wont you get chared big time for that
Oct 7 2007 10:16AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
You should be, this award is nothing to be ashamed of.
Oct 7 2007 10:54AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
You got an honorable mention for thinking 911 wasnt a big deal because it was 6 years ago.


Oct 7 2007 4:01PM
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TheButterHashira
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I dont think you ever wanted it, No one ever wanted it, but now that you have it, you might as well be damn proud of it.

Oct 7 2007 4:33PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
dont worry, it in my sig now haha
Oct 7 2007 9:07PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
haha i won it once. i was ashamed though
Oct 7 2007 9:12PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
I don't understand why you are proud. Winning this award is a result of someone posting something stupid, brainless, unintelligent, foolish, half-witted, moronic, dense, idiotic, ill-advised, ignorant- take your pick. So when you sig it, you're saying, "Hey! Look at me, I'm an idiot." -  ????????????

I hope I never receive this award.
Oct 8 2007 12:28AM
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Quinny
Posts: 3477 - Karma: 163
Its an attention thing. Perhaps we don't put enough insulting venom into these threads...but then I guess people would complain that its trolling/bullying. Let it be known, people suck.
Oct 8 2007 12:58AM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
its because your parents dont love you
Oct 9 2007 5:20PM
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