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Who else hates the under armour ad as much as i do?

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yetigonecrazy
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seriously, come on... it looks like they went outside of their offices in vail or something and just snapped a quick pic. super gay, and let me tell you, nobody would bling out that much under armor like the guy looking "tough" in the ad. seriously, unless the "i-just-stepped-out-of-sports-authority-with-a-$700-bill-on-my-credit-card" look is in, which it isnt, nobody wants to be that gay.

under armor has managed to finnagle its way into other professional sports like football and basketball, but somebody needs to tell them how it is and tell them theyre whole marketing campaign SUCKS!
Oct 2 2007 12:18AM
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drewishish
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whihc ad?
Oct 2 2007 12:42AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
can someone scan it? I've heard a lot about how awsome it is.
Oct 2 2007 1:14AM
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Tinga
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never been much of an under armor guy myself. i like the zenzah a bit more.
Oct 2 2007 1:18AM
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Valind
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I think that Under Armour is a lot better than most base layer companies.  I mean there cold gear is pretty bad ass and warm also.

Oakley is going to have some real base layer this season, I might switch to that though.

I think that  you are thinking too mucch if you are complaining about this.
Oct 2 2007 1:20AM
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ATLskier
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Uder armor is the gayest shit known to man.  fuck it
Oct 2 2007 1:25AM
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CMF
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since siver cartel is down and out. dash longe signed with them : (   i really like that guy. steeze by the bucket. its too bad.
Oct 2 2007 1:37AM
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yetigonecrazy
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i could care less about the products themselves, i have a few different articles of under armor and i like it all....i was referring to how gay the ad looked

it looks like they stepped outside of their local boulder office or wherever in the mountains and told some hoodie to go jump off a rock, seriously, what is that grab? the nangle, circe 1996? sick facial expression BRO, youre fuckin RIPPING IT UP. fuck it is so gay
Oct 2 2007 1:54AM
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ECfreeski3
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hahahaha damn now i want to see this ad
Oct 2 2007 2:23AM
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ForestryIs8nice
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http://www.underarmour.com/Home.cfm?site_name=MountainOuterwear

waHAH you wouldnt catch me dead dressed like that fuck, even sans logos- he just looks like a deushe. hard guy like that would get hated on so bad in any park i cant wait to see rich frat boys this season repping UA likes its the new spider-web-across-your-back-with-zip-off-sleeves look haha
Oct 2 2007 2:32AM
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Sk3bUm
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haha that's exactly what i was thinking
dash needs to step things up at the UA Factory
Oct 2 2007 4:04AM
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pompe
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We must protect this house! BARK BARK hahahhahahah GHEY
Oct 2 2007 9:36AM
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Capurnicus
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ahahaha

thats really a good description. i agree the ad sucks. all their ads ever have sucked. all their products suck. what the fuck are they even doing in this industry??? no one invited them!
Oct 2 2007 9:46AM
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Karcher
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i dont really like under armor for skiing
Oct 2 2007 9:51AM
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dvs8448
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I am pretty sure the dude in the ad is Dash Longe.
Oct 2 2007 11:34AM
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FUUUCK
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ME ME ME ME!
Oct 2 2007 11:47AM
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KZA
Posts: 3304 - Karma: 301
the shirts are supposed to be tight. and the invention of under armour created an entirely new market, one which nike, addidas and just about everyone else still cant top under armour. i think that means there doin pretty well. and yeh it may not be xxxxl clothing but i garuntee you its all super quality materials and functions great.. but im sure ns doesnt care how it functions, cuz we all know looks is all that matters. 
Oct 2 2007 12:20PM
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KZA
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oh yeh and ua is based on maryland so i doubt they stepped out theyre office. cuz trust me thats nowhere in md.



but side story on ua, the ad with all the black kids on a bus and then all the white kids on another bus, the white kid team is my football team as a kid. the creator played for em to its kinda cool ad, or i think at least. 
Oct 2 2007 12:23PM
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Literature
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I am a big Capilene fan myself. Under Armor is stupid and annoying and worn by football players, who I have a very hard time identifying with. How they ever ended up in skiing is anyones guess.

My biggest problem: Why are all of their models looking like they are at a funeral? This is skiing, it is supposed to be fun and happy, and these fruitcakes are looking like they are about to kill someone.
Oct 2 2007 12:30PM
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dammitmike
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they're taking a similar approach to what nike has done and try to get into everything they can. they started off making baselayers for football players, now they've expanded to batting gloves, cleats, casual wear, and now winter apparel. i agree, if they are trying to reach the newschool market they are taking the wrong approach, but i'm willing to bet that this new winter line will sell great at every retail sporting goods store.
Oct 2 2007 12:46PM
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sHrEdAgE
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sooooo gayy
Oct 2 2007 2:45PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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dont fool yourself... $700 bills are like super duper in!
Oct 2 2007 2:54PM
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Alex_G
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Underarmour isnt even that cool for football i always fly with nike.
Oct 2 2007 2:59PM
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MALONE
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Dash
Oct 2 2007 3:10PM
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MOGULS...
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i fucking hate under aourmor
when you se gapers in the lodge wearing that and like their gay ass rich boy ski suits
pisses me off
Oct 2 2007 3:19PM
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yetigonecrazy
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i give to you the greatest gifts in all the land, including the "ARMOURSTEALTH SHELL"....
Click for larger image

as for the ad in question, its in both of the new powders and both of the new freeskiers, FIND IT
Oct 2 2007 3:36PM
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nickmiles
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i don't see what the big deal is with target and shit. why is that considered a sell out? the whole point of being a proskier, is to make a living doing what you love right? whats wrong with making a REALLY good living doing what you love. if being sponsored by target is being a sell out than so should being sponsored by subaru and paul mitchell. good for simon and nate adams and all the other action sports dudes, i dont see what you can be all bent out of shape about. and whats wrong wiht underarmor branching out? yea the're stuff is a lil loud and not really that cool at the moment, but give em time. its a big company with a lot of technology and i garauntee that they will be making some sick stuff in no time. look at spyder. they used to make just race stuff, there first couple "freeride" jackets and outfits were ugly as sin, but now CR and the the rest of the team have shown them the light.
Oct 2 2007 3:36PM
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hottate
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yeah dude,
thats Dash.
the ski shot (which was a night shoot at Brighton) is also Dash.

He's told me that UA is having him help them to develop the product. So, i trust that it'll all start looking pretty sick!
Oct 2 2007 4:19PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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thier long sleeve heat gear is all i wear under my jacket. its really comfortable.

but yea i understand where you guys are comin from
Oct 2 2007 4:23PM
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ECfreeski3
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well thats a good sign
Oct 2 2007 4:24PM
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beer.
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I support under armor for sports, I would never buy nike or reebok shit because under armor pioneered it, they deserve the money.

but for skiing underarmor is lame, polarmax is where its at.
Oct 2 2007 6:52PM
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currentwestman
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i the "click-clack" commercials are sooooo annoying and everyone thinks underarmour is so cool but i hate them
Oct 2 2007 7:28PM
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LineGhettoBlaster
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ya dash is riding for them so they are doing something rite
Oct 2 2007 8:22PM
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kickflip303
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I hate the ads, I thought I was the only one.
Oct 2 2007 8:30PM
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nathanielstyza
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who is the guy in the one ad with the orange jacket?
Oct 2 2007 8:35PM
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.jon
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its a fact that people will buy any shitty under armour product, no matter the quality or price

under armour started making backpacks this year and they cost $60, nearly half my school has the same backpack, BECASUE ZOMGZ UNDER ARMOUR IS TIGHTTTTTT
Oct 2 2007 9:28PM
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Karcher
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i do i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 3 2007 12:04AM
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bfnradford
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dude, dash.
Oct 3 2007 7:27PM
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Shifty540
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I got the cold gear for skiing. I dont give a fuck, it keeps me warm.
Oct 3 2007 8:47PM
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pavel
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UH GUYS WE'RE ALLOWED TO HATE ON STUFF HERE AT NS
Oct 3 2007 9:03PM
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MLB
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i haven't seen the ad, but i don't know how that thin shit can keep you warm in the winter. If i wore that shit i would die.....that fucking stuff will kill you at -40 to -50. When i ski i bearly sweat, and it has to be fuckin hot to make me sweat. THE BEST base stuff is the cheep misty mountain canadian tire fleece. Yeah i said it. Its SUPER warm, and the polyester wicks anything away. Why the fuck would i spend 100+ bucks on something i can get for a third of the price that works twice as well.
Oct 3 2007 10:00PM
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Piste.Off
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i wear under armour for football and baseball and i like it. but still under armour is gonna make a shit load of money with there new jackets and pants
Oct 3 2007 10:06PM
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davar6
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word
Oct 3 2007 10:09PM
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SHampson
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haha i totally agree i can't stand that ad in freeskier everytime i read it i wanna punch babies,  its ridiculously bad i mean hes just going off 5 foot rock like said up there.
Oct 4 2007 12:03AM
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EL_FINRE
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yes sirrrr. how could he do this to us?!?!?!?!

under armour can lick my butt and suck on my balls, america a FUCK YEAH!
Oct 4 2007 12:23AM
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Pman13a
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the worst is the "boom boom tap" womens adds, i grit my teeth with those every time
Oct 4 2007 1:01AM
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Karcher
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yah under armor is kind of dumb for skiing
Oct 4 2007 1:03AM
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