last year we had a kid come to school with a gun and kill himself and there were a shitload of fights one where the principal got punched. a fight between 3 girls i saw the chicks tittie was hangin out.
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"My brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic. He took a shit in the car. He layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them, it was so funny." ~ec156
“When I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast
Pretty much anywhere in Houston can be pretty gnarly.
At Lamar HS when I was a sophomore these two Mexican dudes were breaking into cars next to school to steal radios. They accidentally broke into the car of the star running back on the football team...when the guy was standing like 25 feet away. Anyway, he and another guy caught the two dudes. They then proceeded to text pretty much everyone on the varsity football team to come help kick the shit out of them. All these guys were in class when they got the texts and were just like "hey, you know what, we gotta go do some shit." So they all met up behind Wendy's and beat these two Mexican guys half to death during lunch period.
When they finally ran off and left the two thieves, they were so disoriented and beat up that it took them an hour and a half to get back to school...less than a block away. They went into the principle's office with their faces all caved in and shit and said "look what the whole football team just did to us!"
The principle, knowing that these guys must have done something to provoke it, asked them why the football players would do such a thing. One of them blurted out, "well, cause we were trying to steal the running back's car stereo..."
Sooooooo the two Mexican kids got kicked out for being dipshits, and half the football team got suspended for a week. Two players were subsequently kicked out because they got their cars searched after the incident by police, who found coke, weed, bunches of pills, at least two assault rifles, and 3-4 hand guns...all in their cars...all in the parking lot in front of school...
Yeah, I'm sure shit like this happens in every urban area, but damn.
"The best way I can describe it is it felt like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut."
-Ken Griffey Jr. on what it feels like to break your groin.
there was a perty at my house thrown by my brother where about thirty people were invited, 200 showed up, and like eight people started brawling. miy skateboard was broken against the back of one's head, and some other guy got thrown onto the ping pong table, broke all four legs (of the table) also. a fat girl fell off my zipline. broke her leg. actually came back to the party aafter going to the hospital. my school sucks though.
not thi year, but at last years homecoming, there were like 300 drunk nd high people and there was weed smoke and beers and fights and everything going on in the school, during the party itself. the schools cancelled all the other dances for the year.
you know what, i wrote a bunch of shit about how my school has a coupple fights a week, some kids beat up some security guards at prom.etc. Then realized it cant really compare to the shit that happens at the thread starters school. so i'm just going to say, props on having the craziest school threadstarter. wisconsin, didnt expect that, but whatever, your school rapes mine in terms of 'extreemness'.
They don't call it WisCOMPTON for nothing now do they Bemmis?
im from waunakee, and when there are 15 black kids, 5 mexicans, and like 20 asians out of 1100 students, nothing too exciting happens. (not being rascist here... just tends to be the minorities sturring up trouble) The worst that has happened since I have gone to that school has been during lunch this mexican brought a knife and threatened another kid with it.