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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
So what do you do if yo friend has the most annoying girlfriend, he spends way to much time with her, and you sort of want to kill her? Are there any quick LEGAL ways of fixing this problem?
Sep 28 2007 7:40PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
pee in her butt
Sep 28 2007 7:42PM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
have sex with her, then make it a huge deal, so he breaks up with her.
Sep 28 2007 7:45PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
nah i wouldnt go near that, but peeing in her but is definetely an option.
Sep 28 2007 7:46PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
get a picture of her naked, and photoshop a dick onto her

he'll most likely break up with her right away
Sep 28 2007 7:47PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
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Sep 28 2007 7:48PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
tell him she has herpes or something ridiculous like that or she's sucked 37 dicks...in a row
Sep 28 2007 7:49PM
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robbie_vlad
Posts: 209 - Karma: 24
best suggestions you will see....

but seriously, just tell you friends gf to stop being a bitch and mabye she will. then start going where ever they do and then mabye your friend will decide he wants to spend more time w/ his friends then his bitchy gf.
Sep 28 2007 7:49PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
backflip kick her best friend, dance, then run to guatamala for a year. after that, say u were abducted by aliens. u will end up on a discovery channel documentary, 10 years later, poop on her eye hole(aka eye socket) then say an alien babay did it. at this point u will publish a book called "seeing alien feces". it will become a #1 hit in america and equador. at the press conference, say u hate the girlfriend.



plan b. eat her legs and sayshe had sex with a sasquatch
Sep 28 2007 7:49PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
everyone is racist against sasquatches
Sep 28 2007 7:50PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
not gonna lie, im also a bit intollerant of them. but shes not bitchy, she is just the most awkward and annoying person you will ever meet. lets say we are at a party. she will say something really loud and everyone will quite down and listen cause they think its important. then it will turn out to be the most pointless thing youve ever heard and it becomes really awkward.

god damn i hate her
Sep 28 2007 7:53PM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
is she at least relatively good looking, lets see some pics, and let us be the judge cause you're obviously biased
Sep 28 2007 7:54PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Pull a tucker Max.
Sep 28 2007 7:59PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
haha, i love that book, i will go and study his techniques
Sep 28 2007 8:40PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
ive got a friend just like that.....we used to hang out like every day but now that he has a gf he wont even hang with me like once a month.....shes a major ugly fat-ass bitch hoebag. My friend and i went skiing in colorado for a week(thats pretty big for us cuz our hometown hill has 15 slopes on it with a 700ft vertical and about 75in. snow a year) and all he does is sit in the condo talking to her on the phone about how he wants to suck her dick, so i had to ski alone.....friends like that suck.
Sep 28 2007 8:56PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
my friends gf is intolerable, all of us cant stand her, but he has no idea. she is always over at his place, and his roommate who is part of our group of friends greatly dislikes her too. she is extremely loud, doesnt behave like a woman at all, and is just grating to be around. shes also a shitty girlfriend to him but he doesnt know about it, she hasnt cheated on him but shes tried (got turned down)

theres not much u can do dude. just let it go.
Sep 28 2007 8:59PM
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Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
kill 'er and tell him the sasquatch did it
Sep 28 2007 9:02PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
haha
thats golden
Sep 28 2007 10:00PM
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Carter23
Posts: 1722 - Karma: 17
tell your boy how it is. he wont want to be your friend for a few months maybe, but he'll come back to the crew once he looses the hag.
Sep 28 2007 10:16PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
sigged
Sep 28 2007 10:18PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
i know someone who can arrange something....haha
Sep 29 2007 12:06AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
kidnap her like in saving silverman, but instead of keeping her alive just kill her
Sep 29 2007 12:07AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
or you could just kill her and save sometime
Sep 29 2007 12:08AM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
time AND skillets

but for real, just tell your friend to his face, dude, you need to keep your bitch on a leash
Sep 29 2007 12:34AM
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DANETRON
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o yes skillets, he could hhit her with one nd then use it as a shovel to burry her
Sep 29 2007 12:36AM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
just be real with your buddy, be like dude sorry to say this but your girlfriend is really fuckin stupid and you could probably do a lot better than that dumb bitch
Sep 29 2007 12:37AM
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PeteyG
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bahahaha. treat dem hoes like dogss
Sep 29 2007 1:14AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
kick her in the shins.
Sep 29 2007 1:45AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
my roommate has a girlfriend like that. i live with him so i see her way too much. but he always talks about breaking up with her so there is hope.
Sep 29 2007 1:54AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
hahah, that's so... pathetic. :(
Sep 29 2007 2:05AM
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skiierwoman
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
How could a girl try to get with someone but get turned down? You'd have to be either very ugly, or a wicked whore.
Sep 29 2007 2:10AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
hahahaha skiierwoman
Sep 29 2007 2:13AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
just fuck her mom then fuck her and she wil be like what the fuck diude and her boyfriend will dump her bithc ass for cheating on her
Sep 29 2007 2:13AM
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skiierwoman
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
skiierman apparently had to much hate for this site to handle... I'm getting in touch with my gentler side.
Sep 29 2007 2:21AM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
option A:
just don't acknowledge that she even exists, just ignore her every word, shes not real right?

option B:
get her to suck dat fuckin diiiiicccckkkk, then tell your friend if he keeps going out with her he is basically makin out with your penis every night, and nobody but your mom wants to do that.
Sep 29 2007 2:29AM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
best thread ever
Sep 29 2007 3:32AM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
Well... I have a slight shred of empathy for the girl, my bf's friends aren't too fond of me for various reasons (I don't drink too often, I don't smoke, I'm hotter than any of the girls THEY'VE ever hooked up with... ect), HOWEVER, I'm always down to have my OWN time and let him wander off with his friends and unless it's mah birthday, I'm cool with that. I don't know, I think just peeing on her in general would suffice. Like her foot. Or her leg. Act really drunk while peeing on her and she'll be grossed out and won't want to hang out when you're around. Then eat up all of your friend's time.
Sep 29 2007 4:03AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Chances are, you're friend will hate you too.
Sep 29 2007 7:04AM
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Owen.
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
give her herpes
Sep 29 2007 8:56PM
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Ninth
Posts: 97 - Karma: -4
PHONE 666 AND ASK FOR PAULIE.
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Sep 29 2007 9:38PM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
go make another gay video
Sep 29 2007 10:28PM
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jensen
Posts: 2575 - Karma: 1,250
find out what their song is, then play it backwards and her true succubus form will appear.
Sep 29 2007 10:30PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
lol
Sep 29 2007 10:59PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
if shes a control freak hopefully he will realize it, but you probably dont want to lose his friendship so maybe joke around about how shes got him whipped and see if he notices it. or maybe think of a few things she does and be like damn if a girl ever did this i wouldnt date her thats crap. i dunno you might just have to deal with it or try to get to know her better.
Sep 29 2007 11:07PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
st stop talking and whaen he calls you to chill guilt trip him.
Sep 30 2007 1:13AM
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Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
hahaha most likely right away.
Sep 30 2007 2:22AM
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A@ron
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 86
just tell your friend that hes being a total bitch
Sep 30 2007 2:27AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Teach her how to skiboard.
Sep 30 2007 4:35AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
the guy was her ex and had a new girlfriend who he didnt want to cheat on.
Sep 30 2007 2:00PM
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