me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."
dude, what's your problem? He gave you the best advice on this thread and you tell him to shut the fuck up? What he said is what you really should do, find the boot that fits you best. And why do you need new boots every year? Unless you're growing, you shouldn't need a new pair every year