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You are definitely a redneck when....

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Calvin.
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You have a spoiler made out of two-by-fours.
There seriously is a honda accord in pretty decent shape with a spoiler made out of two-by-fours parked a few houses down from me.
I'll get pics later.
Sep 23 2007 8:54PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
pics?
Sep 23 2007 8:55PM
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davar6
Posts: 555 - Karma: 24
yea i wanna see this
Sep 23 2007 8:56PM
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TheMoostafian
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or it didnt happen?
Sep 23 2007 8:56PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
some kid with a neon my freshman year in hs had one made of a snowboard and coathangers.
Sep 23 2007 8:59PM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
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Sep 23 2007 9:10PM
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skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
i saw a chrysler sebring convertible with a super rice spoiler...
Sep 23 2007 9:11PM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
bahahaha
Sep 23 2007 9:12PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
wow thats one ugly car
Sep 23 2007 9:12PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
haha that spoiler will get you a mad hot chick
Sep 23 2007 9:12PM
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Skipig25
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we have one around here made from cardboard. and it has a plywood hood scoop, and tinfoil on the rims (stock)
Sep 23 2007 9:13PM
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zerospinskier
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"a honda accord in pretty decent shape"
Uhh...
Sep 23 2007 9:14PM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
yeah, I only got a glimpse as i was driving past the first time...
oops
Sep 23 2007 9:15PM
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Swan_Solo
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you read my mind
Sep 23 2007 9:15PM
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TheButterHashira
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photoshopped!
Sep 23 2007 9:19PM
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Lineskiah11
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haha we could only hope. but sadly i dont believe its true...
Sep 23 2007 9:23PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
i feel like id do that as a joke.
Sep 23 2007 9:26PM
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t-roy
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a friend and me made a spoiler out of cardboard and put it on his car. the pictures are on another computer otherwise i'd put a picture up. because until i put a pic up, it never happened.
Sep 23 2007 9:26PM
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maclem
Posts: 2497 - Karma: 17
i want one right now. thats so funny.
Sep 23 2007 9:35PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Yeah that Kia is in shitty shape...
Sep 23 2007 9:37PM
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dan.b
Posts: 866 - Karma: 10
and if you look closely it's clearly not an accord but a kia sephia...
Sep 23 2007 9:38PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
Snd those are 1x4's ahahahaha you fail at lifezzzz
Sep 23 2007 10:32PM
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.Brink.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 188
oh dear god....
Sep 23 2007 10:34PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
but seriously honda accord/kia watchamacallit wtf?
Sep 23 2007 10:36PM
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jimmychung
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that better be a joke. who actually would think that looks good?
Sep 23 2007 10:38PM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
yeah, I only got a glimpse as i was driving past the first time...
oops
Sep 24 2007 12:33AM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
yeah, I only got a glimpse as i was driving past the first time...
oops
Sep 24 2007 12:33AM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
Seriously, did you guys not read through the thread before tearin me down?
Sep 24 2007 12:34AM
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mtbakerteacher
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Oh I read, then tore. No worries.
Sep 24 2007 12:59AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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haha what a faggit ass t00l
Sep 24 2007 1:04AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
thats funnnnyyy, my uncle used to have giant truck headlights that worked on the top of an old pinto wagon.. he even had wood panelling.
Sep 24 2007 1:12AM
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tjski
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tardface read the post
Sep 24 2007 1:14AM
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bangarangmules
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bahahaha
Sep 24 2007 7:56AM
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720laxskier
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is that a duct tape racing stripe?
Sep 24 2007 8:42AM
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skiierman
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That's amazing. For a week I had a full body kit on my Jetta that was spray painted cardboard. Side skirts, spoiler, everything. It was ballin but anything over 40 mph would risk structural failure.
Sep 24 2007 10:05AM
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da-bling
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high performance
Sep 24 2007 11:45AM
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christo4
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you know your a red neck when you gun rack has a gun rack on it.
Sep 24 2007 12:27PM
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Jhorski
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I've seen that before, a chevy corsica had a spoiler made of 2x4's and it was so awesome, but it was in a town that could be considered a bit hickish
Sep 24 2007 4:30PM
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steevner
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they are clearly 2x4's
Sep 24 2007 4:52PM
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SkierX
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Interesting.

Can't honestly say it's much worse than someone slapping a huge aluminum spoiler on the trunk either though.
Sep 24 2007 4:58PM
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DANETRON
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especially becasue we all know they dont do shit as far as "performance" goes

Sep 24 2007 5:08PM
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skiierman
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What are you talking about? Of course it helps out for all those times you are going 120mph on curve-filled highways...
Sep 24 2007 6:03PM
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DANETRON
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in your 93 horse power civic
Sep 24 2007 6:07PM
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ijibgoremtn
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ha spoiler on a fwd car, so pointless unless you're goin like 170 but you need alot more ponies for that than that kia has
Sep 24 2007 6:17PM
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skiierman
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Exactly!
Sep 24 2007 6:17PM
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freestyler540
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hahahahaa I dunno why people want to be proud about being rednecks

Sep 24 2007 8:01PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
in your skillet?
Sep 24 2007 9:25PM
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doublexl
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haha how lame...
Sep 24 2007 9:26PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
I was expecting you to make a thread about something I do every single day, but it turns out that even I have never stooped that low.
Sep 24 2007 9:32PM
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mothaeast
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such mad redneck steeze. not enough duct tape though
Sep 24 2007 9:38PM
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dizzasster12
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ahahah thats teh ghetoooist/redneck shit ive ever seen dayummm
Sep 24 2007 10:11PM
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