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How do u americans deal with it?

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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
your beer is SOOOOOOO bad it is unimaginable. how can u stand it? and not being able to drink legally until 21? i think i would go insane if i was forced to drink that moose piss forever. even bud isnt that great. but it is the best of what you got i guess....YIKES.

i guess you cant miss something u have never had.
Sep 15 2007 8:01PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
we have imported beer... and just because its illegal to drink doesnt mean we dont do it
Sep 15 2007 8:03PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
it's not that we don't like the cheap light "moose piss" beers. it's that they are everywhere and cheap. if i plan on drinking a lot then i go for something light and cheap. if i want something that tastes really good, i try to find something from a microbrewery or anything not from the major brewing companies.
Sep 15 2007 8:03PM
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killabees
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us americans use all of our pornography to help cope with our shitty beer

Sep 15 2007 8:03PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
THAT WOULD BE WRONG.
Sep 15 2007 8:10PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
how exactly is that wrong?
Sep 15 2007 8:11PM
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Dalonte
Posts: 367 - Karma: 28
long trail ale bitch, that's how you deal with it
Sep 15 2007 8:12PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
are u that thick to not realise that 1. of course i realise that you still drink...and 2.that i am being sarcastic? HELLLOOOOOOO IS ANYONE THERee??e?e?e
Sep 15 2007 8:12PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
We chill our beer to numb our mouths so we don't taste it as much.
Sep 15 2007 8:15PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
the US is also better than you in everything else
Sep 15 2007 8:15PM
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t-roy
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i'm so sorry that i couldn't detect your stupid sarcasm






















do you detect mine?
Sep 15 2007 8:19PM
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Dalonte
Posts: 367 - Karma: 28
yeah suck it canadian
Sep 15 2007 8:26PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
you wont be sayin that when you get nuked by north korea...
Sep 15 2007 8:31PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Two words.

Keystone Light.

Goes down like water, cept it gets ya drunk.

But ya, mainstream beers here pale in comparison to elsewhere, but there ARE some very good beers here, mostly local stuff.
Sep 15 2007 8:34PM
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djty111
Posts: 1103 - Karma: 94
We drink Long Trail Double Bag.
Sep 15 2007 8:35PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
I've been to the states and I really don't like it there.  Everything that's wrong with Canada is magnified 10 times in the states
Sep 15 2007 9:59PM
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leckett1
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jeleous?

man american bud is fucking aweful. there is canadian bud and its not bad. you americans definately need a good taste of alexander keiths.
Sep 15 2007 10:01PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
I find Vermont beer to be extremely tasty. And there is no arguing that.
Sep 15 2007 10:04PM
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MrLevel
Posts: 408 - Karma: 10
some of you guys never had a Stella or Jupiler or Leffe or... it seems... hahaha
Sep 15 2007 10:24PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
deschutes makes decent beer, expensive though, canadian beer is alot betta thoguh
Sep 15 2007 10:30PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
canadian beer is pretty good compared to the US, but the bud?
cali and all the bud around the PNW is amazing and considered some of the best in the world. Especially from around WA since that's where many cali strains are developed in!
Sep 15 2007 10:33PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
And you'll be getting the fallout.


Dumbfuck.
Sep 15 2007 10:56PM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
yea man, the bud in the states are dank as shit. westcost gets helllla dank shit
Sep 15 2007 11:09PM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
word up
Sep 15 2007 11:14PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
hahahaha

Sep 15 2007 11:18PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
we do heroin until were 21 and then we drink beer
Sep 15 2007 11:20PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
i'm so grateful my rents decided to move to canada when i was a little lad
Sep 15 2007 11:25PM
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StanMcStanson
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its called hard alcohol. but yeah our beer is so watered down it sucks
Sep 15 2007 11:28PM
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.makuma.
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i feel that
Sep 16 2007 12:04AM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
Shit, thats why I drink shots.
Sep 16 2007 12:21AM
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Icefinger
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buy yourself a beerbong
Sep 16 2007 12:23AM
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jes_readyforsnow
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thats y we drink jack and vodca
Sep 16 2007 12:25AM
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skithebert
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cause molson and labatt are so fucking great...please
Sep 16 2007 12:26AM
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doublexl
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there is a beer called moose piss.
Sep 16 2007 12:31AM
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C.R.E.A.M.
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what the hell are you talking about hes talking about bud as in budweiser
Sep 16 2007 12:32AM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
nothing like a warm natty
Sep 16 2007 1:17AM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19
Dude, we do have some god damn illin chronic here. And thats what matters.
Sep 16 2007 1:23AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
i deal with it by smoking amazing northern california marijuana. best in the world. come smoke it yourself your mind will be blown.
Sep 16 2007 1:23AM
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RudyGarmisch
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What Melv's said. We have precious few beers that taste good, and the majority,  like most American things, will get you fat and quick to anger with great haste. The only American beer that tastes good is Mac and Jack's African Amber, and its not sold outside of Western Washington. I survive off imports, especially 1664 as of late.
Sep 16 2007 1:27AM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
Sam Adams is money. everything else is shit.
Sep 16 2007 1:33AM
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A@ron
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 86
what about Old Style? its not that bad
Sep 16 2007 2:06AM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
man im drunk right now, the law doesnt matter as long as the man doesnt catch you, but its real beat that you have to wait til 21 to drink legally tho
Sep 16 2007 2:07AM
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unchyll
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fuck you faggy ass cananadian people that are all high and mighty on their square pedastoole, i really dont care that canadian bacon is called bacon in canada, i really dont care if you think you have the best beer ever made in your pasty ass country, we have much beter things than making up reasons we cant keep our american down
Sep 16 2007 2:10AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
what does that mean?









never question bruce dickenson
Sep 16 2007 2:31AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
much beter things to do**
too much american beer
Sep 16 2007 2:32AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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nahh son, our pedastoles are round, and canadian bacon, is really just ham. Also, we are pasty because we spend to much time inside drinking our awesome beer, and not worrying about getting attacked.
Sep 16 2007 2:35AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
hahahaha wow im really striking out on this one
american beer*
alright i get it i lose
Sep 16 2007 2:40AM
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Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
you guys just wish you were this badassss ^

Watch it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZKoghRXzbYw
Sep 16 2007 2:47AM
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StevenSegal
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no man buds B?S i drink magic hat and other local brews fuck busch beer
Sep 16 2007 3:50AM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Colorado micro brew? 21 is worth the wait. I would rather wait than live in a shit hole like canada... haha. But seriously the us is the best place to live...
Sep 16 2007 3:53AM
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StevenSegal
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i so lied i literally habe a bud light on my fat american beer gut right now
Sep 16 2007 3:57AM
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