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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
Fucked up thing thats ever happened to you?
Sep 15 2007 11:53AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
severe concussion almost resulting in brain surgery, or getting salmonella poisoning from peanut butter. that's all i can think of right now.
Sep 15 2007 12:26PM
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dave44
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salmonellas awful, my sister had it. she had to go to hospital like 3 times a day for a injection, for like a week or so
Sep 15 2007 12:29PM
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t-roy
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i never went to the hospital for some reason. i just stayed at home on my own throwing up and having diarhea and not being able to stomach anything for a week.
Sep 15 2007 12:31PM
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EH_DUBS
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falling 40 feet and ripping the back off my foot open on a rock then flipping off then falling another 5 feet into the water on my face...

then being amazed i felt fine and reaching down and feeling my heel bone sticking out of my foot...

felt pretty fucked
Sep 15 2007 12:32PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
how do you know it was salmonella? Not just food poisoning or whateva?

but whatev a, it soundede pretty shittt
Sep 15 2007 12:40PM
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UNREAL
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Internal bleeding in my stomach. No that dosent mean certain death
Sep 15 2007 1:28PM
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user098123
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I had salmonella this summer. Holy fuck it was terrible. Like, shitting blood, and vomitting, I didn't eat for a week and I lost like 15 pounds, and I only weighed like 145 so it was terrible. Couldn't sleep, constant pain. God it was terrible. I think that was the worst I've ever had.
Sep 15 2007 1:33PM
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beer.
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dude that sucks I am so worried about that. same thing happened to my dad, he said he didnt shit the same or have much of an appetite for years afterwards.


probably the most fucked up thing was I went to this club with no underwear and jeans on. I grinded my cock so bad it got cut and hurt horribly for the next week. dont ever do that, always wear underwear.
Sep 15 2007 1:45PM
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jbskier
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there were police with fucking riot gear on my floor in my dorm last night
Sep 15 2007 2:11PM
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skijunkiedtm
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please tell more
Sep 15 2007 2:16PM
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Mod
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Servere sun poisoning on my upper back. It hurt so bad I couldnt wear a shirt, for the most part I laid on my stomach, and didn't move for hours at a time. After a couple days I started getting these nasty blisters full of puss and shit all over and when they popped it fucking killed. Now I have tons of little brown specks all over my shoulders and upper back.
Sep 15 2007 2:16PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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never heard of sun poisoning...like 3rd degree sunburns and heatstroke?
Sep 15 2007 2:18PM
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Mod
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It's called sun poisoning, lol
Sep 15 2007 2:23PM
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t-roy
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i knew it was salmonella because it was right during that peanut butter recall. the day i finally felt alright i saw on the news a story about certain peanut butters that were being recalled and i looked at the serial number on the one i had and sure enough it was the recalled number, and i had recently had a few pbj sandwiches from it. then afterwards i had my microbiology professor do some tests on it. i watched the news to see if people were getting any cash from lawsuits from being sick, but never heard much.
Sep 15 2007 4:28PM
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EastSteez.
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paper cut
Sep 15 2007 4:28PM
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Casey
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i fellof my longboard getting a tow in from a truck at like 40 mph, and road rashed my arm, hip knee, hands, etc. Was pretty bad, but then because of all the exposed skin, despite me trying to keep it clean, it got infected and I got REALLY sick. I took antibiotics for a coupel weeks and felt a little better, but then I got even sicker because they weren't enough to completely fight off the infection. Was pretty fucked up.
Sep 15 2007 4:45PM
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djty111
Posts: 1103 - Karma: 94
60 stitches from falling of my bike.
Sep 15 2007 4:51PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
It's called a sun burn you retard.
Sep 15 2007 4:58PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Breaking my back in 3 places from overshooting a jump. Definitely most fucked up thing to happen to me...
Sep 15 2007 5:04PM
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Black-Bandanna
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_poisoning
Sep 15 2007 5:07PM
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laxstar
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fucked up my rotator cuff hurt like hell and i couldn't push with my right arm for like a month and a half...
Sep 15 2007 7:03PM
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t-roy
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also got an acromioclavicular separation in my shoulder from sledding down the local ski hill. when this happens your clavicle will start to float up because the ligament holding your humerous to your clavicle stretches or tears. not extremely painful unless you move, but at the hospital in order to take the xray they had me hold a 25 pound bag of sand with that arm and let my arm hang completely limp. it actually felt like torture and made me almost cry. i was just thinking...whyyyyyy
Sep 15 2007 7:27PM
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gnarzard
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haha yeah i hate those.

the other day i was trying to make a cream cheese bagel but the bagel was toasted so when the cream cheese touched it it got slippery and didnt stay on. way fucked up
Sep 15 2007 9:41PM
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leckett1
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the web between my pinky toe and the "ring" toe just randomly ripped one time. so i had this huge disgusting green blister there with a huge crack down the middle. and i had to teach my swimming lessons with that. the chlorine just kept eating away at it. i had to disinfect it when i was done. id say that was pretty weird
Sep 15 2007 9:51PM
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Piste.Off
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an infection that started from a cut on my neck that spread all the way down my back.and went into my legs. pretty much couldnt move for 3 weeks
Sep 15 2007 10:42PM
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Crackaghan
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one time i ot urthritis

every time i took a piss it felt like someone was stabbing my load with a knife

haha
Sep 15 2007 10:46PM
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da-bling
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what kinda bike
Sep 16 2007 2:14AM
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babujib
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i remember watching that video, looked like it hurt
Sep 16 2007 12:39PM
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Nicholas.
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turned into a tractor
Sep 16 2007 12:42PM
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thedutchmayn
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dude i had that a few years ago and it was terrible.
Sep 16 2007 12:44PM
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nathanielstyza
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my mom told me that when i was a baby and i was being delivered i choke on my shit and i almost dide cuz i was choking in the whom...crazy shit
Sep 16 2007 1:18PM
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eastAR5
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/239628/



nuff said
Sep 16 2007 1:25PM
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grams.
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holy shit dude.
Sep 16 2007 1:56PM
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