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i love alpentalik

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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
this thread is dedicated to alpentalik and his wonderful posts, i made a similar thread a long time ago but i just had to honor ns greatest member one more time, if u have any good qoutes post them aswell. heres some of the greatest:

well if it makes anyone feel any better im not wearing pants and santa is sitting on my lap for a change. -alpentalik

chicks dig sars -alpentalik

do you ever kiss your mom and think about the last time she gave your dad head? -alpentalik

SteveXs2: I hate when people try to funny, but aren't. People always try to be as funny as apentalik.
alpentalik: I just wanna be like the other kids.

Dearest Everyone,
I hate you, but i hate myself more. See you in hell.

Sincerely, Erich Kunz

PS- Fuck you. Suffer long and rot.
PPS- Fuck me.
PS2- Cucumber
ABC- Burn shit fuck.
-alpentalik

and of course, the ducks:
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Aug 23 2003 5:09AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
yer gay




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Aug 23 2003 5:11AM
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dave_euler
Posts: 1699 - Karma: 391
the constipation post was one of the funniest things ever
Aug 23 2003 5:12AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
that was him? yeah that was hilarious.




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Aug 23 2003 5:13AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
ya that thread ruled!
oh and p-jo, fuck u! alpentalik has done more in a day than youll do in your entire life!


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Aug 23 2003 5:14AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha... Oh, the constipation thread... That will forever be in the NS record books.

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You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

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Aug 23 2003 5:22AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
that was the greatest thread ever


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Aug 23 2003 7:27AM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
i never saw it, i feel left out.


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Phrosty:
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Aug 23 2003 7:56AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
so see it now i reserected it from the graveand its on the first page


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Aug 23 2003 7:59AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
anyone else think he wants to sleep with him?
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Aug 23 2003 7:12PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
^didn't I pretty much say that when I said yer gay?




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Aug 23 2003 7:13PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
yeah man, ur like hardcore flirting with alpentalik... 'i love alpentalik' ' alpentalik the greatest member ever'

like i agree hes funny as shit, and the consitpation thread was isanely hilarous...but geez calm down boy!
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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
Aug 23 2003 7:27PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
this is when erich begins to get scared
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Aug 23 2003 7:52PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
see sig \/ \/ \/

****

fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Aug 23 2003 9:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
wheres brody....
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Aug 26 2003 9:59PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
yea, the constipation thread was hilarious. But honestly, Alpentalik is cool and all, but you're obsessed.

-Sara

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Aug 26 2003 11:13PM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
obsession is ok im with ya buddy i have an obbsesive personality


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im out

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Aug 26 2003 11:18PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
what is this, your 10th i love alpentalik thread?
Aug 26 2003 11:52PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
this is only the second thread, and im not doing these threads anymore, plus who gives a fuck im just messin around its the fucking internet!


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Aug 27 2003 1:04AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
thats what all those girls that got raped n shit said when they were talkin with 40 year old weirdos
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Aug 27 2003 1:05AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
in this case alpentalik is the 40 year old weirdo.

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Aug 27 2003 1:18AM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
and linejibber is the 17 year old girl victim?
Aug 27 2003 2:44AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
yea, about to be raped...

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Aug 27 2003 2:48AM
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moe
Posts: 611 - Karma: 14
im betting this linejibber550 guy IS alpentalik.... conspiracy?

Moe
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Aug 27 2003 7:29AM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
I'm in that post!!! Damn man, I'm so cool.


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Aug 27 2003 8:23AM
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