My friend has this great story that he has been telling on occasion for years, and I'm afraid that you might actually need to hear him say it because of the voices, but I'll give it a shot anyway. I just thought about it for the first time in awhile, so I want to try sharing it.
My friend went to Burger King a few years ago to take advantage of their "DoubleYour Patties" special. He walks in, goes to the counter, and asks the cashier "So, if I order a triple patty burger, can that still be doubled?" And the crazy-looking black guy on the grill is behind the cashier with his back turned, and he hears the question and whips his head around wicked quick and yells (in a crack addict, Dave Chappelle sort of black guy voice) "9 PATTIES???!?!! YOU CAN'T PUT 9 PATTIES ON A BURGER!!!!!!" The cashier rolls her eyes as my friend immediately erupts into laughter and leaves in tears.
So, do you have to hear it or is it still funny to read?
For the slow, 3x2=6. Plus, his reaction was just ridiculous.