SPAC race team

If I must say this is the biggest troll ever.


Taylor
Tele-Jibber
~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~

spandex?......better re-think that one over buddy

--Yeah you should probably just think about throwing your skis out and never be seen on the hills again,..
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

haha if this isn't a joke, that has to be the gayest thing I have ever heard!
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-Where are you going?
-Aspen
-ahh, California, Beautiful
(Dumb and Dumber)

he is asking for it. man, i was just reading that artical by line boarder and how he ski boards, and now this. this is a new school skiing site.
maybe

Man you can tell hes joking, he just wants people to laugh at him

If hes not joking, then uh...You should drop the spandex and racing, because your gonna get laughed at in the park.
when life gives you a lemon throw it at someone

Birdy Birdy in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye, I wont fret I wont cry, I'm just glad cows dont fly.

SPAC attack!

Dude i race too, you take your spandex suit off before you go anywere near the park
and its no fun skiing in spandex its just a part of the sport

Dude no offense but i think everyone at stevens without a relation to SPAC hates them, race for Lyons they are way cooler

When going someplace new you should always bring a towel... you wanna get high?

your right waskier, everyone at stevens does hate them. They act like they own the place and i have these 8 year old racin punks telling me to get out of their way. I dated a girl who used to race there and said the quit because even she was looked down on cause here parents weren't able to wake up at 5 and drive her non-spoiled ass everywhere and other such BS. also when spac uses Big cheif bowl(for all you that don't know, a nice open powder bowl) on a day when we have just gotten 18 inches of fresh for a race course and packs it all down and lines it with gates, that's just moronic.

McConkey: 'What the hell are these things?! What are you a mountaineer of something. He's got ropes & shit hanging off him. Haha!' - about Dean Cummings

McConkey: 'The polaroid doesn't help at all, I took it of the wrong face.'
Dean Cummings: 'Thats what makes you a pro Shane, not knowing.'
MC: 'Just ski down there and jump off something for crying out loud!' - Shane about to 1st descent

maybe he could do us all a favor and just die
'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'
-Shaniqua Bootycall

spandex is ugly...i remeber when i was little i though people who wore spandex was better than everyone else...but now there are the lowest of the low....
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

yea that was gay cuz me and my friends built a kicker on the wind lip right above big chief that weekend

When going someplace new you should always bring a towel... you wanna get high?

man spandex is the bane of all.. I have to wear it but as little as humanly possible