today i woke up at about 11 and saw i had a text/picture message from a number i did not know. i was wary to download it at first beacuase it could be someone fucking with my phone or something. let me tell you, it was something worse! it was a picture of a mans ass while bent over with his balls between his legs, the illusive goat!!! ahhhh, and i dont know who did it either! oh well i guess ill know as soon as someone calls me a fag and kicks me in the ass several times.
listen to Andre.....-Nick(atina)
i was hobosexual/EvoVT
you don't even need a condom if he pulls out-static
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"My brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic. He took a shit in the car. He layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them, it was so funny." ~ec156
“When I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast
73% of NS actually thinks I wrote the "Without volition I screamed my battle cry....." thread.
I had a dream last night that I was friends with Ellen Degeneras. I talked to her when she was jogging by and we were standing in snow... I had no skis on... I was walking. Then some lady stopped in her car, took a picture then drove off. God help me.- Skiierman