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Hit Jesus in my car

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Ruski
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wow. so i my neighbor was having a yard sale (we share the begining of our driveway). i went in reverse to get out went to change the song on my cd player and didnt notice that there was a statue of Jesus (christmas style with a solid heavy base). needless to say Jesus isnt doing too well and i now have a dent in my car...im reconsidering my stance as a holiday only christian
Sep 7 2007 7:37PM
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603skier
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how the fuck did it dent your car?

it was one of those plastic light up things right?
Sep 9 2007 5:08PM
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davyjones
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hear hear
Sep 9 2007 6:36PM
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MOGULS...
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hahahahahaha
Sep 9 2007 6:57PM
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Sno.
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hahahahaha, asshole.
Sep 9 2007 6:59PM
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ijibgoremtn
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wow it is all over the place in this thread, people laughing at female drivers and people arguing about god,
Sep 9 2007 7:26PM
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TheButterHashira
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yep.



but anyways who remembers the panthers cheer leaders having sex in a tampa bay night club?
Sep 9 2007 7:37PM
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Ruski
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well it had a hard base and it wasnt like completely plastic there was so wood involved (no inuedno intended)

p.s funny dinner story. i was abroad at in london and had dinner with a very christian boy. awkward convo went along the lines of

me: (said some kind of sexual pun)
chrstian boy: you really shouldnt say things like that
girl #1: why dont you save her?
christian boy: because i cant save her...she can only save herself
Sep 9 2007 9:08PM
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GnarBurger
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all that is said is that women should not drive.....ever
Sep 9 2007 9:34PM
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hemlockjibber8
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why the fuck were you changing cd's as you were reversing onto a road?
Sep 9 2007 9:35PM
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Ruski
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its a long driveway so i didnt think id run into anything...much less jesus
Sep 9 2007 9:39PM
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Quinn
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Well there you have it...exactly what i was saying. I went to this seminar type thing in DC awhile ago with kids from all over the country...and these two kids from like alabama or something were like....."I wasn't saved untill last year. It's just amazing to have Jesus in my life." and so on. When I told them I was agnostic, he attempted to read to me from the bible. What a trip that was.
Sep 9 2007 9:42PM
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