"these boots don't feel tight enough"
"thats because you need to buckle them, sir."
"your machine chewed the hell out of my board. I demand a refund"
"our machine doesnt touch the top of the boards. that is clearly due to wear and tear." "I want my money back NOW"
"what is emmay reeka?"
"thats emerica"
Sorry saw the other thread and had to make this. wish I could remember more. Prob the worst part was just having people come in and abuse your bootfitting expertise, then bail and buy the boots you picked out online for $20 less. fuck those cheap motherfuckers. especially this one guy from texas, helped him for over 3 hours, and helped him pick out a good restaurant in town. yeah im bitter.