ok so I know halloween is kinda far away but ive been thinking about good halloween costumes ever since last year cause it kinda snuck up on me and I didnt realize how awesome halloween is at college when i was a freshman. I ended up just going as the dude last year which was fun cause i got to wear boxers and a towely robe in public (but incidently kinda sucked cause I made the mistake of wearing the buttonless boxers so I was always thinking my dick was gonna pop out)
Anyways I am thinking the best would prob be captain falcon. I want to get really hammered and ride around on my longboard dancing on the board blasting music at block parties as captain falcon, playing this incredibly badass guitar version of the f-zero theme that my friend has.
but by far the best would be a situation when someone is trying to start a fight with a friend, and you run up and scream FALCON PUNCH and just suckerpunch the shit out of the guy, preferably while holding a bic and lighting it. then maybe give him a few falcon kicks.
anyways I doubt there are captain falcon costumes available, havent checked though. any other really good ideas for a costume? I want something that trumps any others, that will have drunk people cheering me on.
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