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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i havent gotten some in so long(valentines day), then i watch movies and see guys getting some all the time. fuckin fictional stories. fuckin chicks not liking me
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 21 2003 1:37AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
*hugs*

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Aug 21 2003 1:38AM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
grow long hair and be like aaragorn, then everyone will want you dude
Aug 21 2003 1:47AM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
well, not everyone but you'll have a few elven chicks after your crotch.


'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'
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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'
-Talib Kwelli

Aug 21 2003 1:52AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
No chicks want me either.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
Aug 21 2003 1:57AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
^chick
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 21 2003 2:01AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
thats the way it goes though...better get used to it
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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war
Aug 21 2003 2:02AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
yeah well it still sucks, dont ask me, im just pissed right now
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 21 2003 2:07AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
*CWDM*



proud member of *CWDM*

'mad id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
Aug 21 2003 2:15AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
^wtf is that
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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war
Aug 21 2003 2:18AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
ull see



proud member of *CWDM*

'mad id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
Aug 21 2003 2:19AM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
its probably some incredibly gay club he made by himself to look cool, and now hes claiming something bigs gonna happen, but we all know nothing will, and nobody cares either.


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everyone is entitled to my opinion.

-Ayrton
Aug 21 2003 4:00AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
^something like that...

I am really frustrated, somebody help me... I haven't gotten any since June and these two really hot girls that I'm realy really good friends with just feel so weird to go very far with. It blows :(

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 4:03AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude, june, june was only like two months ago
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 21 2003 4:13AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Exactly dude, but the whole like fucking hot girl with you in a bed in her basement with only her drunkass older brother in the house thing doesn't help at all

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 4:18AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
dude, im let down by this one, this is hardly even a girl problem, its just whining, buck up pussy, and get a legitimate girl problem to discuss
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Aug 21 2003 4:23AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
blurry porn is cool...

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 4:39AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
agreed, or even better is the porn in the inverted colors on channels you don't have




Seize the carp
Aug 21 2003 4:41AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
boys, dont worry, last time i got lovin was awhile ago.

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
Aug 21 2003 4:42AM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
yeah sleezy, hockey camp would certainly not help, unless, of course, you desire the muscular, manly women with uncontrolable anger problems.


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everyone is entitled to my opinion.

-Ayrton
Aug 21 2003 4:50AM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
think of it this way, the less you have now, the more you'll enjoy it later
Aug 21 2003 5:11AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Krongos, you can't be complaining, this is once again an issue of if you want it, get it. You want ass, go find some willing chick.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 21 2003 5:29AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
fuck i havent had any in soo long im thinking about the gay bar.
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN!
Aug 21 2003 6:02AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^ok, that doesnt really help the fact that most of the ppl here think your gay


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 21 2003 6:05AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i forgot to put.. 'jew'


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 21 2003 6:11AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
girls dont like boys, girls like cars and monneyy.




Water and Metal are the elements of Time Travel. If you would like to travel back in time with me, message me.
Aug 21 2003 6:43AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
^ knows his shit.
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*Official Skiier*

*Official Creator of the 1st Power Outage thread*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky
Aug 21 2003 6:57AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
boys dont like girls, they like the vagina and boobs


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 21 2003 7:01AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
*we like the vagina and boobies


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 21 2003 7:03AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
So what does that make you Sam? A beefy tits loving hermaphrodite, Jew.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
Aug 21 2003 7:05AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
hahahahah sure tiffy, whatever you want


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 21 2003 7:06AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
whoa take it easy,

what i actually said was a song by good charolate that i have stuck in my head, but whetever.




Water and Metal are the elements of Time Travel. If you would like to travel back in time with me, message me.
Aug 21 2003 7:07AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
good charlet blows... All emo blows...

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 2:36PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
girls are whiney and expensive. get a large dog.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga
Aug 21 2003 2:55PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
just be an ass to them, and ask every hot girl u see for her number ull get a few

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whoever said progress is a slow process wasn’t talking about me.
I’m a mother fucking P.I.M.P. Plus I got the magic stick

Aug 21 2003 3:00PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
last time i got some....was yestersay..man i need some bad

2 Inchers Club

www.kg-archives.com
Aug 21 2003 4:16PM
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QuickFlash7
Posts: 718 - Karma: 10
find a ski chick, they always seem to be hot



dont worry about what i can or cant do, worry about what you cant do to me
Aug 21 2003 4:50PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
find a fat chick, they need lovin too...

****

fuck shit ass cunt
Aug 21 2003 5:24PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
^ lol u can have the fatties oh kool i hit 1400

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

Camp of Champions Session E was dope!
Aug 21 2003 9:51PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Celebrate good time, come on!




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
Aug 21 2003 10:08PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
gggoooood vibbraattiioonss!

marky mark. w00t


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Sam 'BeefyTits' Caylor

Poniverus

Im Such a CockTease
Aug 21 2003 10:09PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude good charlotte is not emo
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 21 2003 11:07PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Yeah it's just strategically marketed pop punk




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
Aug 21 2003 11:38PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
dude, christian rock and pop punk and punk that isn't really punk (hardcore!) are just other names for Emo because nobody likes emo so they tell you it's not emo and then people buy it...

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 22 2003 12:58AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Good Charlotte is how I define pop punk. Its like they took a backstreet boys song and added electric guitar.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Aug 22 2003 1:00AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
NO, good charlote is like a bunch of rich white 20 year old males that are rich as shit and sing about how they hate the rich and famous and how their lives suck... Classic Emo situation, believe me, I'm a music freak! ;)

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 22 2003 1:02AM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
i finally got a girlfriend but she's got paranoid parents that dont let her date, so we hardly get to see eah other it really blows, i convinced the world is against me when it comes to girls
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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720

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Cannon Mafia Productions
Aug 22 2003 4:24AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
dude, you shoudl fuck her mom... that'd make everything better...

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 22 2003 4:31AM
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dr_jibb
Posts: 807 - Karma: 22
Good Charlett can go an make any kinda of music they want, its that fact they act and try to pawn it off as punk, It just isnt
Oi
Aug 22 2003 6:12AM
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