"No ID and longhair? Must be a criminal, put him in the back room and look for weapons of mass destruction."
So there i was in the back room of the salt lake city airport naked in front of a stranger with a badge and latex gloves. " you arent hiding any drugs are you boy?" " No man i told you someone stole my wallet, that is why i dont have my id, can i please go!"
"No, im sorry we have to be sure. 911 has changed things around here ."
Snap, latex stretch, search in progress. " Here we go!"
I left feeling violated. Tt was not the first time the law had touched my balls, and it wouldnt be the last.
i believe it, the tsa is the presidents bitch so they can get away with whatever they want. eventually i think there is going to be a gigantic class action lawsuit filed against the tsa. they violate peoples rights on a daily basis. with no real justification for it. it makes me sad to be an american sometimes.
'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
i had an airsoft gun in my bag(not carry-on) which i told the security about, they put a note in my bag, and i took the CO2 out. no problem, rite?
well wen i get to the security checkpoint, they send a message to the ppl, and i have to spend an extra 1 1/2 hours listening to some person yell at me for endangering the lives of others because sum1 COULD think it was real. nevermind that it was in my bag and there was no way any1 would even know i had it
i also have another story, but in case any1 here is from the burlington international airport, i dont want them to remember
"It's amazing how much confidence I get from wearing a helmet and a mouthguard.Too bad confidence is probably the last thing I need!" - Mike Wilson in Push
"If you actually do something, then your probably less likely not to do it." - Me
Style is like hair gel. You look gay without it.
I actually heard someone say this