haha ya, I love watchin people do stupid shit around campus on bikes.
Best one ever. Standing at a bus station thing on the side of the road. Across the street is a guy on his bike going from right to left. He looks over to the station, sees someone and waves, not looking where he is going. He hits a pothole, his front wheel jams and he flies over his handlebars. Hilarious. BUT WAIT! It gets better. When his bike ejects him, his back wheel obviously flies up into the air, it fucking owns some kid next to him right in the face. Oh man, it was hilarious.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
(n.): Something that can be looked down on and approved of at the same time.