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Look the giant ice cream bars are comming!
So im at Seaworld yesterday and we are chilling by the anheuser-busch place. All of a sudden my friend goes "Look! The Klondikes are comming!" Im like..."Klondikes? What the hell?" Hes like yeah...you know, those big anheuser-busch horses that are always in their commercial!" Im like "...you mean Clydesdales?" Hes like "........yeah those!" Then he realized what he called them and felt really stupid. I wouldnt let that down all day.
3's and 7's
73% of NS actually thinks I wrote the "Without volition I screamed my battle cry....." thread.
I had a dream last night that I was friends with Ellen Degeneras. I talked to her when she was jogging by and we were standing in snow... I had no skis on... I was walking. Then some lady stopped in her car, took a picture then drove off. God help me.- Skiierman
"Fuck the bullshit, this-is-it, lets go!" - Jamal
my friends get so pissed when i just won't drop something hilarious
burtonbabe111213 (11:39:53 PM): anyone wanna here a gross story
BurnsSJRUNNER (11:39:58 PM): yes!
BurnsSJRUNNER (11:40:01 PM): wait
BurnsSJRUNNER (11:40:06 PM): is it about your vagina?
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with."
silly boy i wouldnt have even attempted to name it i would have jsut commented on the size those things are huge
The_flash jsut had to try the name change and will be returning in 30 days
Harry, I took care of it
"Are you trying to take him on?"
"you need an army to take him on"
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