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Getting Back At People/straight up bitches
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so heres the deal, I want to get back at these 2 girls for giving my girlfriend shit for the past 2 years. All they do is call her a slut and a whore everytime we see them. and its usually only when they are in big groups of people or in a car driving by. We Have no idea why they are doing this shit but you know how girls are nowadays, Drama, Drama, drama....The truth is my girlfriend is no where near a slut and these girls yelling this shit at her sleep around with so many guys and its a proven fact that one of them has herpes. These girls need to be taught a lesson. Killing them is out because I dont want to goto jail. So I come to you NSerS to tell me of any pranks that you have heard of and or done. I dont care about getting suspended from school or any of that shit but just dont goto far as to get me in trouble with the law. so far a few of my other friends(BTW I have about 5 kids willing to do this with me 1 with a car) on my side have come up with these ideas,
-Put shaving cream all over their cars then put dogshit into all the door handles
-throw piss water ballons at them(in or out of school)
-take a hug tub(like a garbage can) of water/piss/etc and dump it on them and then pour soemthing on them that will stick like flour or something.
-paintball gun driveby maybe?
I will try to get what we do on video just for you guys.
HELP ME NOT GOTO JAIL NEWSCHOOLERS!please?
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dont videotape yourself shooting paintballs at people. that'll get you in jail easily.
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i dunno what u could do but my friend used his own shit instead of dogshit to put under someones door handle. funny stuff
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and if you guys have any questions about anythnig just ask away.
paintball= a nono is what i got so far
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stick a bunch of used condoms to their bodies in the hall
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how about do all of the above???
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you drive a good point there but im looking for MORE to do / choose from :D
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Cut their fucking heads off
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I said i dont want to goto jail. And how the fuck would i cut soemones head off in front of 500 kids?
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u cant paintball gun drive by girls but al others is fair game
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get a skunk to spray them all during school somehow?
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put condoms on their doorknobs so they cant open doors
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OH NO! a condom!
um, i'd put something on their bumpers that's not really noticible. like "I'm a Dirty Cum Guzzling Lesbian". they won't notice until they drive everywhere with it. but even then it's just lame high school shinanigans. i'd just say fuck it man. those girls are gonna be dumb bitches no matter what...who cares.
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hmmm exactly what my girlfriend says but that just dosent do justice for me.
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so heres some more thoughts from "ladies men"
"print out like 500 fliers saying (her name) has herpes lol and leave them somewhere just dont let anyone see you or spray paint her car saying herpes but dont get caught."
"pour sugar in her gas tank, key/spary paint "herpes dirt slut" on her car, the lfyers idea is really dope, it's all about public humiliation"
"AND if you are really mean, you can go to a pet shop and buy dozens of praying mantis eggs and them under the seats of the cars. They hatch in heat and tear shit apart!"
"bologna on the car, takes the paint right off
key herpes into her car"
I WANT PUBLIC HUMILIATION!
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here's something that if pulled off neatly and in public should be the ultimate humiliation. Gather alot of semen (from you and your friends or wtv, drop the "eww" or "this is gay" stuff)and then lots of pubes too (have you and your friends shave that shit off). Then, when you see those bitches, splash them with the semen and throw the pubes all over them, making them stick to the cum, in true gorilla mask fashion.
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put bleach in their shampoo
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freeze a can of barbasol (shaving cream, any kind but it can't be the gel kind) cut out the bottom of it while it's frozen and then chuck it in the back of their car or something sick like that when it thaws their car might as well be totaled
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oh and get this they started a rumor that my girlfriend had sex with a dog....tail! what the fuck?
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put pubic hair in their lockers
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woah woah woah woah... becca has sex with dogs!!!
haha jk. but who are these little skanks?
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no not dogs....dog tails! how beliveable!
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i wish jay was still here so he could get drunk and shoot these girls instead of himself hahaha
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do that, i've always wanted to try it
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hahahahahahahahahahaahahah
did you ever see the -rays from that?
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A baseball bat to the fucking knees
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it has already been an option and then voted out sorry and to the post below this, no if it was a guy rather than a girl then maybe but hen i would just fuckin destroy their face with a baseball bat
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do that stuff
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smash eggs all over the hood of her car, then cover it in flour, then piss on it....that'll mess it up
and slash her tires and take her liscence plates
or if you dont wanto completely ruin her car, put not noticable things on it like that
and i like the idea of the flyers that say they have herpies
or, you could have some kid that shes friends with, or likes, try to get naked picture of her, then go put them around the school, or send them to the principal with an email under her name....or send them to her parents
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haha thats sick and it dosnt explode or anything in the freezer?
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you want me to blade strap whip em//>
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i recommend putting there cell numbers on this site. trust me, there is no better way to make their lives a living hell then having a bunch of horny buys calling them
did i mention that there life will be hell after this?
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hahaha
i still like my idea
since you said they were sluts, try to have someone who they like get naked pictures, then give them to you, and you can send them to whoever you choose
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yeah
id say definitely do that and put them in peoples lockers, post them up on bulletin boards, over clocks, on walls, annnd put them in urinals too that would be funny
and then send a few to her parents
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I saw this one on malcom in the middle, but its so funny.
One night when her parents are home and she is getting ready to go out somewhere, prom/dance etc. You put a big pink bag near the front door inisde the house full of condoms, like 100 of them, and other "kinky" shit, and call their house and pretend your a hotel clerk and ask for conformation on the "love suite" reservation, see what happens, hopfully the parents find the bag. Also in this case, but herpes relief into the bag too.
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don't fuck with her car. her parents aren't being dicks to you.
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they sound like good ideas but its too bad i would be doing this stuff to her grandmothers car so i would just feel bad. but the ywill come in handy for future uses.
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i dont know you could unscrew the lug nutz on there tires... not really embarrassing but kinda funny.
or just have a bunch of your friends like record her saying that she wants to sex with the and send it to everyone
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im tryin not to kill anyone sorry haha
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next time it snows get a batch of good snowballs together, then get the pitcher from your baseball team to get on the roof of the school with you. then he can snipe them with rock hard snowballs and you can piss on the snowballs too.
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Ok. Car Pranks
Bologna on the car = peeling it off = paint comes off with it
Take a shaving cream can, freeze it overnight, cut off the bottom, and stick it in her/their car, close all doors and windows. It will expand, like the whole entire car will be filled wiht shaving cream.
Key sayings/phrases into the doors, hood, trunk, everything. The key works real well
Slash tires, take liscense plates.
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Get pictures of them naked, do a lil photoshop with the hairy beaver, huge pancake tits, stuff like that
Take Salt, and spread it all over their yard, a ton of it, in words. like Fuck you. it will kill the grass, and voila, you have fuck you written on their lawn.
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do the first one
and for the second one...write something like "I HAVE HERPIES"
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get a pic of them get someone on here ot photo shop it an have it say somthing like 4 good head and then put there cell #s and put them everywere
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id call em when i get home from the bar
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i think i got a couple good ones....
1. Pour salt/bleach in different words or shapes on her lawn like slut or whore or a big dick or even paybacks a bitch the grass will die leaving your designs in her lawn....
2.USe NS and have every 1 send boxes adn all that other shit to her house or post phone numbers to call her./...
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bump
i think im gonan try and get their phone numbers
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I like the poster ideas, rob their facebook pics or something, the skankier the better. Post em all over the place with messages on there about call for a good time, or don't sleep with b/c of herpes, or just do em up like whore advertisement and get those digits on there then spread em around the closest low income neighborhood(ghetto).
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