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Worst Movies ever

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Diabhal
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What are THE worst movies you guys have ever seen? I'm not just talking about shitty hollywood movies I'm talking about the DVDs you buy from the pawn shop for a few bucks. Smash hits like 'the flying Guiloteen' a chinese movie about assasains who throw a guiloteen on to peoples heads the guiloteen can also destroy EVERYTHING it comes in contact with. Or 'the gladiator' about this guy making a super truck to take revenge on drunk drivers and to eventual find and kill the mysterious Black car that has been killing people by running them off the road for ABSOLUTLY no reason what so ever. I'm talking about movies SO bad that they make up credits.
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Aug 18 2003 9:33PM
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Airspeed-X
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Dr. Strangelove

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Aug 18 2003 9:38PM
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Papa
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red water




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Aug 18 2003 9:41PM
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mo-rod
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Randy shut the hell up, Dr. Strangelove kicks ass! pepeter sellars plays three people in that movie, and the movie also has George C Scott (Patton) and Slim Pickens. the worst movie ever was League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. The worst ski movie of all time... most are really good but I never really like Prophecy.

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Aug 18 2003 9:44PM
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lalalalaura
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Amazing Stunts of Kung Fu - in the beginning some guy turns into a chicken
Godzilla's Revenge - kids in short shorts halluncinating to a monster infested island
flesh gordon - need i explain?
newsies- musical...good and bad....newspaper boys singing and dancing...
Ginger Snap - such a bad movie...cheap halloween effects galore...
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Aug 18 2003 9:50PM
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hottie_hotterson_skier
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worst movie ever has to be ernest scared stupid... whats up with that troll & all the little kids?!


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Aug 18 2003 10:25PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Exteme Ops

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Aug 18 2003 10:53PM
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Swirly999
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water world


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Aug 18 2003 11:22PM
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skifree919
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The Despisor... it is so incredibally bad that they couldnt even afford to film half of it, so half of what should be real is computer animated in a very poor way. They even computer animated a regular apartment building, they couldnt even film it



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Aug 18 2003 11:52PM
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LC.
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I've just watched a pretty terrible movie on TV called Shredder. Really shitty horror based around an abandoned ski hill, with the usual 'skiers vs snowboarders' shit thrown in. At first I thought it might be deliberately bad, in a kind of spoof/parody way, but it because obvious that it was just plain bad. Interstingly though, Josh Loubek's name was in the credits as a stunt double for the 'evil skier'.
Aug 19 2003 3:34AM
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petek
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i agree, all skiers should hate extreme ops, fucking hell. Take ure skiers vs snowboarders shit, and shove it up ure ass. The ppl that wrote that were complete nerds, who pbly only fucked a grapefruit, the ppl that played the characters pbly dont even know how to board.


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Aug 19 2003 3:40AM
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FreshCoast
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An example of a line from Extreme Ops: Woah, Dudddeeeee, My name is Silo and i'm a totally wicked cool sick rider yo. By the way skiing sux, shredding is way more rad.
Honestly, who writes this shit?
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Aug 19 2003 3:56AM
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XxRoSSiSCraTchxX
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hollywood making a movie for 5 year olds to believe 'shredding' is much cooler then two planking...they need to make a ski movie that totally doesnt follow sterotypes and shit anyone with me to start making that movie!!??
Aug 19 2003 4:20AM
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CTripper
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ghostship. that shit suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
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Aug 19 2003 4:22AM
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skifree919
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the best ski movie ever was 'Downhill Willy'



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Aug 19 2003 4:26AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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fuck you who said that dr. strangelove sucked. Stanely Kubric is brilliant. my vote is the Blair Witch Project; no story, shitty quality, shitty dialouge, shitty editing and one of the worst endings in movie history

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Aug 19 2003 4:29AM
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Nickskier
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speed 2
Aug 19 2003 4:58AM
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marlin_102
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the lizzie mguire movie. seriously, i forced myself to watch 20 mins of it and its the corniest movie ever...and dont even get me started on all the 'coincidences' (sp).


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Aug 19 2003 5:20AM
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jarossamdb7
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I am gonna have to say the Hulk just because it SUCKED and it is the only movie I have seen in a while the really SUCKED big




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Aug 19 2003 5:23AM
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Krongos
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doctor strangelove is awesome, i cant believe someone said that, but yeah mine are either master of disguise or any of the ones on mystery science theater 3000
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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Aug 19 2003 5:25AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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this kid i met today...his grandfather made a bunch of the movies that were on mystery science theater...fucking nutcase

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Aug 19 2003 6:23AM
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Mykel
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Rollerball...the remake...don't ask
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Aug 19 2003 6:37AM
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roxysister360
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a view from the top-what a horrible movie
the lizzie mcguire movie probably sucked-never saw it, but the show sucks, so it cant eb much different
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Aug 19 2003 6:44AM
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Freeskifro
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Dr. Strangelove is one of the greatest films of all time. I did an essay for my Comp/Lit class on why Armageddon is one of the worst movies of all time. But there are too many to pick from.


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Aug 19 2003 6:48AM
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Astomp
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league of extraordinary gentlemen. especially with sean connery i thought it wouldve been good. i would hide myself after a movie that bad. and yet he made millions from thats cool
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Aug 19 2003 7:27AM
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never_summer
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triple X.....fuckin fake ass movie



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Aug 19 2003 7:53AM
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SaraJ
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I watched this movie...I can't rememvber the name though it was like 'project something or other' it was AWFUL. The actors were terrible...otherwise the plot wasn't bad.

Ghost ship was retarded


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Aug 19 2003 8:42AM
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Krongos
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yeah i forgot about glen or glenda, ed wood is insane
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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 19 2003 1:39PM
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mo-rod
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dont be dissing ed wood. that was one of johnny depp's best movies! Although, if u dont understand the mock humour and the history behind the movie it would seem kinda dumb.

'Rollerball' was horrible
'LXG' was and is still pathetic
'master of disguise' was funny as shit! but awful, funny awful
'Steve-o: The Tour' sooo sad
'blair witch project'
'vanilla sky'
'Town and Country'

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS, October 12th 2003, Steam Whistle Brewery, Toronto.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1235001
Aug 19 2003 2:23PM
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weazelzb
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extreme ops sucked balls

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Aug 19 2003 5:05PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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XXX

Vin Diesel is the worst actor and ugliest man alive.




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Aug 19 2003 5:10PM
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SaraJ
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the Tuxedo was pretty bad too.

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Aug 19 2003 6:04PM
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Krongos
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dude mo-rod, im not dissing the movie ed wood, im dissing the guy who made glen or glenda, the guy the movie was based on, the movie ed wood was funny shit, but his movies were seriously nutty
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Aug 19 2003 11:08PM
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Ds91260
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tequilla body shots
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Aug 20 2003 12:19AM
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mo-rod
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true, sorry I misintrepted ur first post.
lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS, October 12th 2003, Steam Whistle Brewery, Toronto.
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1235001
Aug 20 2003 12:19AM
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LloydChristmas
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i totally agree that vin diesal is the ugliest dude ever..i dont understand girls that think he is hot. but yeah xxx sucked and im really sure that from justin to kelly wasnt too great either
Aug 20 2003 1:08AM
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rebel
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The Heist is easily Gene Hackmans worst movie.
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Aug 20 2003 1:22AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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'*something something I can't remember* That my movie, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and 'gig-ly' have joined forces to create... THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARILY BAD MOVIES! Thank you.' -Connery on Leno. HAHAHA!




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Aug 20 2003 1:48AM
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srwinnsuco
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Ernest Scared Stupid scarred me to fucking death when i was little, i'm such a pussy.


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Aug 20 2003 2:14AM
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SaraJ
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I thought it was a good movie. hehe
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Aug 20 2003 2:17AM
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AppSkier
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extreme ops was exceptionally bad


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Aug 20 2003 2:55AM
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Astomp
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when that movie came out i was little i think.. scared the crap out of me earnest scared whatever
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Aug 20 2003 3:38AM
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Freeskier22
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/\benditto, haha me too/\
Aug 20 2003 5:17PM
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Freeskier22
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kung pow that mavie was the corniest shittiest hour and a half long chinese joke ive ever seen/heard of

Aug 20 2003 5:18PM
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Ds91260
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o shit dude, benditto, that fuckin troll guy in that movie was the scariest thing to me when i was 5, its still a psycological thing if i watch that movie
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Aug 20 2003 5:27PM
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Mad_Trix540
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triple x. what a horrible bond knock off. 'the things im going to do for my country' that must be the worst line i have ever heard in a movie
Aug 20 2003 6:11PM
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Ghost
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1. dumb and dumberer
just plain stupid.
2. Legally blonde 2
do you even need to ask?

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Aug 25 2003 7:08PM
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Caden
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johnny english... wasn't even stupid funny. just pointless.

best movie ever - bob the builder.
Aug 25 2003 7:46PM
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jibberjason
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'flesh gordon' I saw it on the space chanel I think. Its about flesh gordon and his assistant Dr jerkof and they have to fly their dildo shaped rocket to planet porno to stop the evil Wang from shooting sex rays throughout the universe. The sex rays make people spontaneosly start having sex. oh wait! thats not a stupid movie! its awesome. it has terrible effects but its pretty funny.
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Aug 25 2003 7:51PM
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canadianhotchik
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the hours! My friend wanted to see it, she;s klike oh it won a lot of awards so it must be good...HAHAHA...worst. movie. ever.




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Aug 25 2003 9:32PM
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UpDawg
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for some reason i watched that entire scooby doo movie the other night, and, well, fuck...it sucked. it really sucked. i hated myself for watching it.
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