so i work at a mountain with an alpine slide. if anyone doesnt know what that is its a like a luge chute and u get on a cart with wheels and plastic runners and go down the plastic course. this one is pretty fast and the longest in north america its at bromely mt vt.
we (the employees) had a big party at the top of the alpine slide last weekend and were all wasted and i had to go home at like 1 and had saved myself a sled so i could ride down all drizzunk after i smoked a massive blunt on the top of the lift tower. so i take the slide down and couldnt see shit and before i get to the base i pull the sled off and leave it in the grass.
the next day i go into work and im not working on the alpine slide for some gay reason. but the water slide. sucks but im talking to this chick and shes like "did u hear about the massive pile of dead animals on the track?" and i was like"....uhhh no where?" but i already had a feeling i had something to do with it. she said "like right at the botton there was like 6 dead mice and 2 dead moles and a sled right next to them" i was like thats weird. and then ran away and cracked up i must of hit them and carried them down the track in front of my sled. bahaa i thought it was funny there was blood on the track