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Stephen Colbert for President 2008

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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
If all of you could just take the time to sign this petition to persuade Stephen to run for the Presidential office in 2008.It will take 2 seconds, and what can it hurt?

http://www.petitiononline.com/stephen1/petition.html


Stephen Colbert '08!!!
Aug 18 2007 10:10PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

is supposed to be funny?

Aug 18 2007 10:14PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
no its not suppose to be funny. cant you guys just do it what harm can it bring
Aug 18 2007 10:15PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
Jon Stewart for president, running mate should be steven
i'll sign it
but is anyone else reminded of Man of The Year???
Aug 18 2007 10:17PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
hope to a man thats not even funny.
Aug 18 2007 10:17PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Done. I've been saying this forever. I won't vote for him but it will just hopefully make a statement that many people are sick of the same bureaucratic bullshit that we see every election.
Aug 18 2007 10:18PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
Isnt he just a character?

Hes not scripted?
Aug 18 2007 10:51PM
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EnemySki
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
Jon Stewart is fucking gay.
Aug 18 2007 10:58PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
bump
Aug 18 2007 11:22PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
he sucks though...at least bush is funny.
Aug 18 2007 11:48PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Colbert as president would actually make the USA popular in the world again just by sheer force of being absolutely fucking ridiculous. It'd also put Jon Stewart out of business... I mean how can you make fun of Stephen? It doesn't work.
Aug 18 2007 11:51PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
THIS WILL WORK
Aug 19 2007 12:07AM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
bump dammit
Aug 19 2007 3:39PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i actually believe that john stewart would make a decent presedent. steven colbert would just make a joke of it. but hey, its not my country!
Aug 19 2007 3:41PM
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skijunkiedtm
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no one saw that movie for good reasons
Aug 19 2007 4:23PM
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Gavajabra2
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
Sadly, after Jon Stewart gave Colbert a career, his show is getting smashed in ratings by the Report.
Aug 19 2007 4:38PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
regan was an actor
Aug 19 2007 5:37PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
na thats what he wants. john stewart is retiring soon and they needed anothr fake news program. they just didn't think the report would blow up like it did
Aug 19 2007 5:44PM
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jimmychung
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haha everyone check out signature 1017.
Aug 19 2007 6:10PM
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twintip_payne
Posts: 499 - Karma: 13
did it
Aug 19 2007 6:19PM
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MattMcGinnis
Posts: 2396 - Karma: 73
coming from a man who cant understand humor....
Aug 19 2007 6:44PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
How did you find that?
Aug 19 2007 6:46PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
next election

Aug 19 2007 8:51PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
love colbert he is amazing
Aug 20 2007 12:16AM
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[Toby]
Posts: 766 - Karma: 10
i want one of the his bracelets extra large
Aug 20 2007 12:51AM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
1,963 signatures and counting...
Aug 22 2007 7:40PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
fuck steven colbert.
Aug 22 2007 7:47PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
i can vote this next election, but whats the point of me voting for another douchebag who's just gunna screw me over.
Aug 22 2007 7:52PM
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vermontsteez
Posts: 924 - Karma: 19
exactly what i thought.. (about both)
Aug 22 2007 7:56PM
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SHastatahoe
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I would vote for stephen if he ran Republican.
Aug 22 2007 8:01PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
haha i have no clue. i was looking around real quick at some other signatures, and i noticed what this one said for comments, and it struck me as odd. so funny though.
Aug 22 2007 10:45PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
yeah!
Aug 22 2007 10:55PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
signed
haha I'm #1969
Aug 22 2007 10:58PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
1017. Abraham Lincoln. Ever since I died, no one else has had Balls Like Stephen
Aug 22 2007 10:58PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
na

cuz

I AM A ANARCHIST
Aug 22 2007 10:59PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
I just saw an Ann Coulter add on there, now there's no chance of this making it through.
god shes a cold hearted bitch.
Aug 22 2007 11:04PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
and a faggot.


anyways
ur boyfriend is lame
i make it rain on ya
he never make it rain
like southern california
where's ur umbrella
na get ur rain coat
baby i make it flood
now u gonna need a boat
Aug 22 2007 11:25PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
wow im not gay

and u r the worst rapper every
Aug 22 2007 11:26PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
that isn't me
its the make it rain remix
but thats cool
i nvr said being a fag was bad
Aug 22 2007 11:29PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
dude Anarchist are against gays
Aug 22 2007 11:30PM
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moonofendor
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anarchists are against order.
but wateve
Aug 22 2007 11:32PM
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oiECSoi
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sounds like we got a captain anarchy anit-flag fan here who is angry young and bought it with my moms credit card!
Aug 23 2007 7:34PM
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