wuddup wid my local homiez man i just been doin time but shit juvy aint so bad but still tha worst summer i ever had
so yea i was finishin tha otha story about piss in tha beer part 2 a while back. so yea to cut dat shit short it ended wid dat white boy chuggin piss and den got mad about dat shit so i ended up fuckin his shit up. he took a bat to my car after that so my homie grabs dat fool and i break his muthafuckin jaw. when i was chillin in tha local library writin tha story tha cops came in and arrested me. i dont even kno how the fuck dey knew i was there.
so yea dat fool snitch on me so i get charged wid assault and battery. also when dey arrested me dey found like 5 gs of weeda dat i had in my pocket. stupid ass police put it down as 1 g caause he dont know shit.
so i been put on probation and shit so i aint allowed to do shit and i gotta curfew an shit. but i neva folowed dat bullshit and one night we be chillin at dis local house party function in and we be hittin uplines of tha yayo while we be drunk. so we find dis drunk ass nigga and steal his car keys and take dat shit joyridin and armando get destruction of tha car by hittin dis tree. so yea tha cops roll up and arrest bof of us and i get charged wid gta and dey put me in tha juvy. armando got charged wid same bullshit but dat fool got deported after his juvy time back to michoacan
i just got out 6 days ago and i jus been hangin here in woodland livin wid tha homie jose tryin to be easy so i dont fuck shit up wid tha cops and my probation. if i do anythin i go back to juvy but i need money for tha fines so i think i'm gonna deal some tree on tha side.
tha only good news is me any my girl mataly is back together so i be gettin tha pussy evryday. damn she fine
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For all of you white peeps out there...here is a nice little translation.
Whatís up with my local friends, man I just been doing time but shit juvenile detention center isnít so bad but still the worst summer I ever had.
So yeah I was finishing the other story about piss in the beer part two a while back. So yeah cut that shit short it ended with that white boy chugging piss and then got mad about that shit so I ended up fucking his shit up. He took a bat to my car after that so my friend grabs that fool and I break his mother fucking jaw. When I was chilling in the local library writing the story the cops came in and arrested me. I donít even know how the fuck they knew I was there.
So yeah that fool told on me so I get charged with assault and battery. Also when they arrested me they found like five grams of weed that I had in my pocket. Stupid ass police put it down as one gram because he doesnít know shit.
So I been put on probation and shit so Iím not allowed to do shit and I have a curfew and shit, but I never followed that bullshit and one night we were socializing at this local house party function in and we be hitting uplines of the yayo while we were drunk. So we find this drunk ass black man and steal his car keys and take that shit joy riding and Armando get destruction of the car by hitting this tree. So yeah the cops roll up and arrest both of us and I get charged with grand theft auto and they put me in the juvenile detention center. Armando got charged with some bullshit but that fool got deported after his juvenile detention center time back to Michoacan.
I just got out six days ago and I have just been hanging here in Woodland living with my friend Jose trying to be easy so I donít fuck shit up with the cops and my probation. If I do anything I go back to juvenile detention center but I need money for the fines so I think I'm going to deal some marijuana on the side.
The only good news is me and my girl Mataly are back together so I be getting the pussy everyday. Damn she is pretty.
I thought you lived in Benicia? Woodland is nowhere near Benicia boii. And if you're really from the yay area, why the fuck don't you use the slang? no disrespect there, just gotta get some facts cleared up here. yadadai?
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that's too bad man, i hope your winter goes better for you. maybe you should take it easy and not do anything too bad for awhile so you don't have to worry about getting nabbed again. and damn dude, yayo? don't get started on that bro it's no good for you, keep the body healthy.
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