Bringing NS the word "Brosef"

Y'all can thank me later:

NOTE: The word "Brosef" as used in this context was invented in Westwood, Massachusetts by my friends and I but many of you may already recognize a few.

We have all had our sickening encounters with them, Brosefs. It's time that the public be educated and made aware of the dangers associated with these vile human beings. Men hate them, women think they are "funny", "nice guys", or just friends. Well scientific research has proven that brosefs have much more sinister motives. A recent study conducted by Harvard University lumps Brosefs into three major categories:

1. Brosificus Olympicus: The most common, sporting brosef. You'll see these brosefs hugging other peoples girlfriends and having retarded inside jokes with girls. The most common side affect is physical illness, and vomiting while laughing your ass off.

2.Brosificus Malicisofous: The Malicious Brosef, a strain of brosef that is untreatable and a truly sickening disorder. These are the most pathetic and desperate brosefs. The public needs to be especially weary of these dispicable morons. They will actively seek to destroy relationships under the disguise of "nice guys" or "friends".

3. Brosificus Enablatus: In general females cannot be brosefs, but most enable brosefs. Many women enjoy the company of a guy who will pay them attention, Brosificus Olympicus, no matter what he looks like. These women enable the most dispicable act a man can perform on a women, with rape a close second.

Brosefs almost never get with any girls. They usually emerge from sexually frustrated guys who never get ass.

Warning signs that you are dealing with a brosef:
1. " I know you have a boyfriend, but you deserve better"
2. "We can get through this together"
3. "Its ok, hes a jerk anyway"
4. Some stupid inside joke that no guy would seriously find funny.
5. "Is that a new shirt? It looks good"
6. "Oh my god! I haven't seen you in like.. forever...hugs!"
7. Sagging pants and/or a sideways hat-not always a brosef
8. Rope neclace/ bracelet- not always a brosef, ex. somefrom from a tropiccal area
9. Shirt with obnoxious witticism across the front, to show girls how funny you are without having to think of a joke .

Stephen Walsh has recently asked me to bring something to light. It is impossible to tell a brosef simply by examining physical appearance. Brosefs come from all walks of life. From football players to nerds, be on the lookout.