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Bringing NS the word "Brosef"

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Flo_Rida_2016
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Y'all can thank me later:

NOTE: The word "Brosef" as used in this context was invented in Westwood, Massachusetts by my friends and I but many of you may already recognize a few.

We have all had our sickening encounters with them, Brosefs. It's time that the public be educated and made aware of the dangers associated with these vile human beings. Men hate them, women think they are "funny", "nice guys", or just friends. Well scientific research has proven that brosefs have much more sinister motives. A recent study conducted by Harvard University lumps Brosefs into three major categories:

1. Brosificus Olympicus: The most common, sporting brosef. You'll see these brosefs hugging other peoples girlfriends and having retarded inside jokes with girls. The most common side affect is physical illness, and vomiting while laughing your ass off.

2.Brosificus Malicisofous: The Malicious Brosef, a strain of brosef that is untreatable and a truly sickening disorder. These are the most pathetic and desperate brosefs. The public needs to be especially weary of these dispicable morons. They will actively seek to destroy relationships under the disguise of "nice guys" or "friends".

3. Brosificus Enablatus: In general females cannot be brosefs, but most enable brosefs. Many women enjoy the company of a guy who will pay them attention, Brosificus Olympicus, no matter what he looks like. These women enable the most dispicable act a man can perform on a women, with rape a close second.

Brosefs almost never get with any girls. They usually emerge from sexually frustrated guys who never get ass.

Warning signs that you are dealing with a brosef:
1. " I know you have a boyfriend, but you deserve better"
2. "We can get through this together"
3. "Its ok, hes a jerk anyway"
4. Some stupid inside joke that no guy would seriously find funny.
5. "Is that a new shirt? It looks good"
6. "Oh my god! I haven't seen you in like.. forever...hugs!"
7. Sagging pants and/or a sideways hat-not always a brosef
8. Rope neclace/ bracelet- not always a brosef, ex. somefrom from a tropiccal area
9. Shirt with obnoxious witticism across the front, to show girls how funny you are without having to think of a joke .

Stephen Walsh has recently asked me to bring something to light. It is impossible to tell a brosef simply by examining physical appearance. Brosefs come from all walks of life. From football players to nerds, be on the lookout.
Aug 16 2007 1:42PM
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Rez4frederick
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So apparently any dude who doesnt have a gf is a broseph??? wtf, im confused
Aug 16 2007 1:45PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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nooo no no no haha. Brosef really describes the way a dude interacts with chicks. Theyre usually cock blocks, and try to befriend every girl they meet, not try to bang them.
Aug 16 2007 1:47PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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In other words, brosef is to regular guy as chick flick is to movie.
Aug 16 2007 1:48PM
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EH_DUBS
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isnt it spelled broseph....oh and urban dictionary for you

1. broseph 222 up, 29 down

= to bro, brother, dude, man, or friend

hey broseph, whats going on tonight ?



Aug 16 2007 1:48PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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nah nah different word. broseph is like hey sup broseph. broSEF is like an insult. it refers to ppl who try to get with chicks with boyfriends through really gay means like becoming their best firends or w/e.
Aug 16 2007 1:49PM
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MistaFab
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pwned
Aug 16 2007 1:52PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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retard.
Aug 16 2007 1:54PM
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WikiWiki
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it sounds kind of like a gay dude to me- ive never seen any stright guy go new shirt hugzz- alothough there are a ton of those guys in our school
Aug 16 2007 1:59PM
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EH_DUBS
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ive seen it happen....my friend does it but were kinda kidding when we do it
Aug 16 2007 2:08PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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ya i hatem. they just ruin shit for the rest of us who can get pussy without talking to girls about their feelings.

OH SHIT! PERFECT EXAMPLE:
If anyones seen Bedazzled (ya, ya shut up), when brendan frasier is that fruity dude who sings the songs about the dolphins and sketches the chick on the beach and like cries at everything-- that is a brosef.
Aug 16 2007 2:10PM
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P.J.S.
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but you still hug your friend when he says "hugz?"
Aug 16 2007 2:10PM
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EH_DUBS
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no not for "hugz" it has to be something way gayer like saying oh em gee we havent seen each other forever myspace me later....while he weear purple spandex shorts and straightens his hair


naw im kidding...im not gay

Aug 16 2007 2:12PM
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SkierX
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404 - Funny Not Found.
Aug 16 2007 2:34PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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umm
1. that was the most retarded one line attempt ever
2. this isnt trying to be funny. this is a place to share stories of cockblockers.
Aug 16 2007 2:36PM
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PagesHouse
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wow this has been around forever and yes it is spelled brosePH
Aug 16 2007 2:36PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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read up.
Aug 16 2007 2:38PM
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Bepo
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hahahaha, keep trying mike, keep trying....
Aug 16 2007 2:40PM
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MESKI
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this is why mass sucks
Aug 16 2007 2:40PM
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chickenwang
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if u say it out loaud why does the spelling matter?
when i say brosef to one of my friends online its cuz im to lazy to type broseph
i dont see how cangeing 2 letters in internet talk makes it go from something nice to something mean
Aug 16 2007 2:43PM
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SkierX
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Still better than the garbage you post consistantly on a day-to-day basis.

And in respones to point #2, then start your post with a good stoy about a cockblock, not some lame ass joke that has been all over the internet already.
Aug 16 2007 2:45PM
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ThaLetterM.
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that was so close...but then no. no funny.
Aug 16 2007 2:45PM
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EastcoastAR5
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give us a ring when you reach the high school and concoct some more brilliant vocabulary words.
Aug 16 2007 2:47PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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im go to syracuse.

i dont have any real specific stories but there are a couple kids in my grade who, at a party, will be like omg jessie! im dying of a new facebook default! take a pic of us! then just like hug and weird shit but not hook up. And then theyll cock block everyone else and jsut do really gay frolicky things.

I mean its all right to have 1 or 2 friends who are girls but when all you do is hang out with girls who youre not even getting with... its a lil odd.
Aug 16 2007 2:52PM
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EH_DUBS
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i have more then 1 or 2 friends that are girls....

actually i have a lot more...i dont think its odd

or do you mean just at parties like...talking to all the girls and not letting anyone else get at them?
Aug 16 2007 2:55PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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well also when like a dude does nothing but constantly hang out with a girl who has a boyfriend. and hell like try to break them apart, hell like go shopping with her and talk about her feelings and shit. its jsut sickening.

bros before hoes.
Aug 16 2007 2:57PM
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Mat.
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wow jumister5889 that was the weakest attempt ive ever seen anyone make in trying to create a new word/deffinition. your little brosef word is mega gay, and so are you.
we've all heard brosive, broseph, and bromie before, and theyre nothing new. they all mean brother or homie, your little confusing cock block meaning is retarded. straight up. BRAAAAAH
Aug 16 2007 3:21PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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are you one of them? do you not dislike them?
Aug 16 2007 3:32PM
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MdanteL
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you and your friends did not invent the word end of story.. its origin is north jersey.
Aug 16 2007 3:35PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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read more carefully:
"The word "Brosef" as used in this context ..."
Aug 16 2007 3:42PM
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EH_DUBS
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yeah not trying to be a dick...but your attempt is just not working...
Aug 16 2007 3:43PM
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MdanteL
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so what are u claiming? hahaha
Aug 16 2007 3:43PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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not claiming just wanted to talk about weird dudes cuz of that last post "cute ways to ask her". I mean come on, just ask her. you dont have to make a scavenger hunt and love poems and weird shit like that.
Aug 16 2007 3:46PM
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james44
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omfg thread maker
i have tons of friends that are girls that i dont try to get with and i talk to a few of them about their "feelings" so dose that mean im a brosef?


no it just means i have friends... try it somtime
Aug 16 2007 3:50PM
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ktollefson_1080
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SO TRUE
Aug 16 2007 3:54PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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THANK YOU.

oh and james? no further comment.
Aug 16 2007 3:56PM
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anxju
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give him a break brent, hes just doing it for NS fame
Aug 16 2007 4:06PM
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Mezmerize19
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ah. I think I know one. Are there some who actually get your GF?
Aug 16 2007 4:08PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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hell no they suck at pulling the trigger. well sometimes they do but very very rarely. never witnessed it first hand.
Aug 16 2007 4:09PM
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Mezmerize19
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I think I have. In my mind though they are my game. I hunt them, find them, then shut them down. I just never had a name for it before..... Its pronounced bro as in slang for brother and sef as in seth but with a f right?
Aug 16 2007 4:13PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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BROH sef. pretty much how it looks.
Aug 16 2007 4:17PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahahhaha so true.
Aug 16 2007 4:34PM
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Crackaghan
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hahaha i love ns arguements
they are more funny to watch then to actually join
Aug 16 2007 4:45PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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some of you probably are brosefs. its ok convert.
Aug 16 2007 4:45PM
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Luc.
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hahaha 404 funny not found. now THAT is funny.

and what the fuck?!?! if i cant say it on the street to someone...why the fuck would i type it differently.

worst. diss. ever.

me-"hey broseph"

not me-"oh hey man"

me-"no it is spelt with an "f"..."

not me-"oh...DUDE DONT BE SO MEAN"




.....uuuhhhh yea doubts....
Aug 16 2007 4:48PM
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killabees
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ill stick to "jea"
Aug 16 2007 4:52PM
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canterbury
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never heard of that word before, and is it just me or are so many people getting ripped in their own threads these days?
Aug 16 2007 4:55PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Criticism aside I understand where the thread creators coming from. But shit, everyones guilty of that bullshit, Whatever gets you laid right? You just look more retarded by making yoursewlf out to be one of those males advocates against cock blockers but tough shit man, if another guys got moves on a girl then fuck its your problem man. Just because they know how to sweet talk/ act with a girl and you dont isn't any reason to be sore about it. Work on your own game instead of bitching about your 'brosefs' that in the end, seem to know a hell of alot more about getting some then you do.
Aug 16 2007 5:05PM
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bitchassphatz
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burn.


yeah my sister calls me broseph sometimes...you can't just make up a definition to a common word and spell it differently. besides your definition is pretty much a cock block. why not call him a cock block. and bitches can be cock blocks too, the fat ones you wouldn't rail.

Aug 16 2007 5:12PM
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JayDope
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i use brosef, or broseph ALL the time. they used it in Anchorman, when will ferrel threw the burrito at jack black on his motorcycle. im sure ive said the word once or twice on NS before
Aug 16 2007 5:13PM
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bitchassphatz
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word.

to the thread creator. if a gay cock blocker can stop you from getting into your boyfriends ass crack at the end of the night. you're game is declining and you need to look at your flaws. you said it yourself, his game is weak...yet he's still beating you. if anything tell the cock blocker to get some shot glasses for the three of you and a camera for a facebook photo. "ZOMG! OKAY!" When he leaves all excited to have another ay friend, take your boy toy into the bedroom and rail his sperm squirting asshole until sunrise.
Aug 16 2007 5:25PM
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