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Listen to how much my situation sucks.

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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
this really hot peruvian chick wants my cock like right now, and she needs me to pick her p and my car is in the garage. and this is what she just said.


please come get me chirs
*chris
I'll give u..
something..





god damnit!

anyone wanna give me a ride?
Aug 9 2007 4:50PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
picssss
Aug 9 2007 4:55PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
or it never happened
Aug 9 2007 4:56PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
but really. if she's hot enough you'd find a way. jack one if you have to. or just call a friend up
Aug 9 2007 4:59PM
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vermontsteez
Posts: 924 - Karma: 19
be like bitch your gonna suck my cock and then get me some wafflefries
Aug 9 2007 5:54PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
fo FREE!
Aug 9 2007 6:28PM
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396222687862
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ahahahaha, unforgivable thread right hurrr
Aug 9 2007 6:30PM
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SHASTANG
Posts: 396 - Karma: -14
up*
Aug 9 2007 6:54PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
give her a paruvian puff pepper
Aug 9 2007 6:59PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
tie a wagon to the back of your scooter and take her around like that
Aug 9 2007 7:05PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
any man who can but wont help him will be officially cockblocking him and will be condemmed to hell. but for real pics or your just bullshitting on newschoolers. do you realy want that
Aug 9 2007 7:05PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
fucking run!!!!!
Aug 9 2007 7:09PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Tell you what. I'm going to go onto american airlines' website right now, buy some plane tickets, fly across the country, and help you out. Be there in... 7 hours.
Aug 9 2007 7:14PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
bus...hahahaha
Aug 9 2007 8:31PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
why the fuck would you write this without posting pics
Aug 9 2007 8:33PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
Bring her on a piggy back.
Aug 9 2007 8:34PM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
i got a ride i didnt get head tho but i fingerd the bitch and we had a good time. lol
Aug 10 2007 6:52PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
pics of your fingers in her pussy or it didnt happen.
Aug 10 2007 7:32PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
....and you took pictures
Aug 10 2007 7:36PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
Welcome to 2nd base. It ALMOST feels good!
Aug 10 2007 7:53PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
20 bucks says he jerked off to a short video clip he took of her from outside her bedroom window
Aug 10 2007 8:50PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
hahaha
Aug 10 2007 9:07PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
yep

if they arent up in 20 minutes im calling bullshit
Aug 10 2007 9:18PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
fo free
Aug 10 2007 9:43PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
vidddd
Aug 10 2007 9:48PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
bahaha

yea, pics
Aug 10 2007 10:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
just be like

bitch...today...aint cho day.
Aug 10 2007 10:38PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
thats it


im offically calling bullshit unless the video is up tomorrow
Aug 11 2007 4:08AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
pics or it didnt happen.
Aug 11 2007 4:10AM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
Piccccss
Aug 11 2007 4:20AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
and also, you seem pretty stoked i mean...she said shed give you something and she let you give HER pleasure by fingering her! totally sweet deal duder!
Aug 11 2007 4:22AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
fo FREE
Aug 11 2007 4:26AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
i want piktors
Aug 11 2007 6:03AM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
shes comin over again today ill try to get pics hahaha
Aug 11 2007 9:33AM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
^Tell her you're willing to teach her how to give head.
Aug 11 2007 7:45PM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
Show up on your bike, hand her some rollerblades, and a rope.
Aug 11 2007 8:31PM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
^^ i dont need to teach her, she knows what shes doin lol
Aug 13 2007 2:07PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
stick it in her ass
Aug 13 2007 2:37PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
get one of those bikes with 2 seats
Aug 13 2007 3:12PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 127
hahaa, best youtube videos ever!
Aug 13 2007 3:14PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
TAKE HER TO SILVERBALLS TO PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES OR SOMETHIN, THEN TAKE HER IN THE BATHROOM AT SILVERBALLS!!!!
Aug 13 2007 3:14PM
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