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I you were a candy.....

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JayDope
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if you were a candy, what candy would u be...it could be any type of candy.
Aug 9 2007 12:22AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Twix with peanut butter because they are soooo fucking good. I'm addicted to them.
Aug 9 2007 12:22AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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LAFFY TAFFY
Aug 9 2007 12:23AM
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JayDope
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oo i forgot to say what id be, 100 grand, u got the crispies in it, u got the caramel, and u got the cookie part, soo unique and versatile, tastes soo good
Aug 9 2007 12:24AM
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quixotic
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Skittles.
Aug 9 2007 12:27AM
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snwbrdmilf
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the new Reece's with banana. YUM!
Aug 9 2007 12:28AM
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CBROOKS
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jaw breaker
Aug 9 2007 12:30AM
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TheButterHashira
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im a jolly rancher cuz i stay so hard and you can suck me for a long time.

Aug 9 2007 12:31AM
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Piste.Off
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sour patch kids of course
Aug 9 2007 12:40AM
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choea
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i would be chocolate milk
Aug 9 2007 12:42AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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somebody sig that shit.
Aug 9 2007 12:43AM
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Sufferboy
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butterfinger bb
Aug 9 2007 12:44AM
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lloyd_christmas
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clark bar
Aug 9 2007 12:49AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Im partial to Fuzzy Peaches myself
Aug 9 2007 12:55AM
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potato_man
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sumthin tasty and valuable the ladies love. im thinkin jelly bellies

Aug 9 2007 1:26AM
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Tinga
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charleson chew
Aug 9 2007 1:28AM
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TheMoostafian
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i donno

thats just like borderline sig worthy


but i would be a sugar daddy
Aug 9 2007 1:35AM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
do they even still make those, i haven't had those in soooooo long. i remmeber they always had simpons so commericals for them
Aug 9 2007 1:48AM
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DANETRON
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dots
Aug 9 2007 1:50AM
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Tex.
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KIT KAT all the way
Aug 9 2007 2:05AM
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DANETRON
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shake that laffy taffy
Aug 9 2007 2:07AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
candy girl


but seriously ladies i am like a jolly rancher lolz
Aug 9 2007 2:12AM
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eheath
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A Heath Bar, toffee and chocolate!
Aug 9 2007 2:15AM
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Reptar
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NERDS.

i have an odd addiction to the candy.
Aug 9 2007 2:29AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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hahahahahaha
Aug 9 2007 2:40AM
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bitchassphatz
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this kid know what's up.

a huge kit kat, human size. cuz you can never have too much kit kat.
Aug 9 2007 2:45AM
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hauntedsandwich
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popcorn!!!!!


or chocolate covered raisins if that doesnt count.
Aug 9 2007 3:17AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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poop
Aug 9 2007 3:25AM
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josh.
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kit kat blizzard from dq soooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood
Aug 9 2007 4:24AM
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j3Di
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Aug 9 2007 4:31AM
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skijunkiedtm
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or little 5 year old boys
Aug 9 2007 11:33AM
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StanMcStanson
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butterfinger
Aug 9 2007 11:36AM
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Hannah.
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word
Aug 9 2007 12:26PM
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troutbum
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pop rocks.
Aug 9 2007 12:26PM
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Mezmerize19
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Theres a story my friend told me once about those and I cringe even at the sight of jolly ranchers now...

no but I would be M&M's. Love those
Aug 9 2007 12:28PM
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jp_draves
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mars bar, gummy tarantulas...soooo good
Aug 9 2007 12:33PM
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Bigwoods
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Jolly Rancher
Aug 9 2007 12:35PM
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45.
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what? someone swallowed a partial one and pissed it out?
Aug 9 2007 12:47PM
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lyndon
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Elisha Cuthbert.
Aug 9 2007 12:47PM
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Sufferboy
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yea there hard to find but when i find them i buy some cuz they rule
Aug 9 2007 12:52PM
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Mezmerize19
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Its so fake but still skeeves me out. It goes like so:

So this guy was eating his girlfriend out and for some odd reason was also enjoying a jolly rancher at the same time. All is well untill he loses it in there. He's like ah crap and goes to fish it out with his tounge while he's down there. Well he got it like 30 seconds later. Bites down, girl screams bloody murder. Finds out it was a herpes wart.

I havent eatin a jolly rancher since I heard that story
Aug 9 2007 12:53PM
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StanMcStanson
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and neither will i now that you've shared it with everyone on ns....jesus
Aug 9 2007 12:56PM
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rocMALONEYphotos
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an abbazabba
Aug 9 2007 12:57PM
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Edward.
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fundip!
Aug 9 2007 1:01PM
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EastSteez.
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hahahahahha
Aug 9 2007 1:01PM
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tequila
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I'd be one of those chocolates that has a chilli inside. They're interesting and not what you expect from the appearance.
Aug 9 2007 1:16PM
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mcnutty
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whatever floats your boat
Aug 9 2007 1:27PM
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PilleDaKid
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I would be a breath mint
Aug 9 2007 1:37PM
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Tinga
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i change my mind i wanna be a swedish fish.
Aug 9 2007 1:37PM
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jibsworth
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jea, mee to.

that or a sniggers bar.
Aug 9 2007 2:48PM
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Mat.
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a jebralter
Aug 9 2007 2:49PM
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