"that clock is going to keep ticking until it reaches 999!!"
"what happens then?!?!"
"nothing! it just means you suck!"
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with."