Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeackable drive for something new... For me theres skiing, nothing more, nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there------------- PEP FUJAS
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We are standing in the driveway at a house party in Tacoma. The cops here just usually break them up and then have to go do real cop shit. Ive only seen two or three people get MIPs in the three years Ive been here.
Anyway, as he pulls up, everyone just starts to leave. we are just standing there, taking out time.
he gets out of the car, walks up, sees everyone leaving and goes..."ah......nobody likes me....." in a really sad/sarcastic voice. We all thought it was great.
I'd kill a snitch.....not saying I have...not saying I haven't.....
i lived in the dorms last year and the campus guys that patrolled our dorm knew i was 21 some how. anyway, so im telling my buddy to put his bong away guys the cops are in our hall. all of a sudden they stop at my door and they're knocking on it. i was pretty reluctant to go over to them, but then they spotted me. one of them says "Oh there he is!", and i though i was fucked. So i walk over wondering if im getting in trouble for buying minors beer or some shit. when i get to my door there is a group of kids standing on the stairs right outside my door and i'm thinkin' "what the fuck?" The cops are like, "here you want these kids' beers? They're underage and dumb." of course i accepted. It was the tightest moment i've ever had with some cops. So, i'm wlaking down the hall next to them and i thank them, stop at the bathroom to take a leak and i hear one of them say "damn we need to bust some kids with pot, i wanna get high."
my friend who had a fake loads 4 cases into my trunk, gets in the car, po had been watching us and ran my plates, he pulls up next to me real quick, asks how old i am, i say 18, my friend says 21, the po asks us what all the beer is for, i say im just driving my friends bro on a beer run cuz hes been drinking, the cop asks me if im gonna drink any beer tonight, say no im just giving this kid a ride, he goes "you mean to tell me he just put 4 cases of beer in your car and your not gonna drink any of it???" haha, ends up i lucked out, he let me go, but he called my dad (who didnt care), and turns out my dad had testified in court for this specific police officer twice, so the cop let me off, he says he normally would have ran both our id's and searched the car (bam paraphanelia and possesion charge)
f you do the sickest switch cork ever people will still say why dont you have bigger pants" - Fr2planker
me and my buddies were walking home with a 24 pack, we stopped in a closed gas station to finish them off. as soon as we open a few up a cop rolls through. He starts askin us questions. he asks who bought the beer and my friend said he got it off shore (we were in shelter island, if anyone knows the tip of long island) and the cop then asks "well how old are you?" my friend replys, "18" and the cop tells him to hand over his fake id. my friend gives it to him then asks, "well, can i have it back?" the cop says "no". my friend replies, "PPPLEEEAAASEEE?!". The cop said, "if you want it your coming to jail with me." then he goes around asking how old we are and then our names. I, like the drunk idiot i am, gave a fake first name and my real last name. he goes through all of that with all of my friends then asks to see id. i told him i had none. he then pats me down and says, "you sure about that pal?" I answered saying, "fine here it is" then, i farted. the cop said, "oh my god, who farted, that was terrible." I answered, "it was me sir." He said, "my eyes are tearing." We all had a laugh and then he asked again to see my id. luckily, he didnt realize i gave a fake first name, otherwise id be in trouble. he eventually let us go on the condition we pour our 24 pack out. we did so, or so we thought. our buddy ended up saving 6 by hiding them and we all enjoyed them on the long walk home. the end.
formerly jgeetar, but its not like any of you knew me.
"i like a nice good handful of titty and an hourglass figure." - Scratch*my*back
in like 7th grade me and my cronies were out going to tp something. we start walking down a road and this lady pulls up and asks what were doing out so late. me and my friend just stare at her and run. then it turns out she called the cops because she thought we were burglars or somtin. as we are walking home 5 cop cars surround us and take all our info then search us. once they found out we wernt burglars but just a couple of kids causing mischief they started joking around with us and one of them said to the other officers, "well should we take the toilet paper to the evidence room or just put in the the bathroom." i thought it was pretty funny at the time.
me n some of my buddies are out one night to steal these like election signs that are cardboard for the mayor or something of our city. right after we load like 30 in the car i start to drive away and a cop comming oposite way pulls a U and follows me and flips on lights.... as the guy walks up to the cars he asks what we are doing we say it's a prank for a friend cause it was.... and he is like "you have like 20 or so signs back there you know those are like 200 dollars apiece... you do the math on how much it will cost" Thought it was funny cause it was complete bull shit
Me and my friend walk through the old Harlem valley psychatric center to get from the train station to home and hes gotta take a leak. Like real bad. and the whole place has security so im like okay you piss ill keep watch. well hes pissin and a security guy starts rollin over. Im like JON PISS! HES COMMIN! Hes like okay im done. So we walk away from the building and the car pulls up next to us
him: Where you kids going
Me: Home, we have to walk from the station
Him: Where you live?
Me: Over that way *points*
Him: Well then why'd you and your friend go back over near that building hmmm?
Me: Well you see........there was a bunny
Me: yeah, a bunny. We saw it and went to go chase after it
Him: .........go home
We start walking away laughing and im like thank god I saw a bunny in my backyard this morning. We look back and hes got a flashlight out looking near the building and its like 3 in the afternoon.
I had a dream last night that I was friends with Ellen Degeneras. I talked to her when she was jogging by and we were standing in snow... I had no skis on... I was walking. Then some lady stopped in her car, took a picture then drove off. God help me.- Skiierman
one night cops came to my buddies house when we were drinking and all of us being very compliant and shit, except this one dumbass whose a few years younger. he starts asking the cops questions like "hey man sweet gun, wanna go out back and off a few a rounds?" and the cop was getting real pissed at this kid so he looks at my buddy who lived there and goes "i'll turn around for a second if you want to knock him out." so my buddy just brought him to the hallway, shoved him against the wall and makes him go sit in the bathroom until the cops leave. we ended up just getting our shit taken and our BAC's written as zeros.
i dont like this air, but that doesnt me i'll stop breathing it
I was drinkin behind the library one time and right after i crack a brew officer dick (his real name) pulls up and says "i know you kids ant checking out books at this hour", i was i on the driver side and he was o nthe passenger side, so i told my friedn to tell him were returning them, but he just said were leaving and left.