complaint

here's what u do, in no apparent order, light juice on fire, and fling it at a justore, and then light the jjustore on fire, then my freind you can join the mokadady clans.
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!

they had holes in them packaged like that? get a refund and go bitch at the guy who sold em to you and call the company and bitch. that is fucking unnaceptable.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

haha, juicestore


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sometime i dont get maximum flow out of my strw but it doesnt bother me...

email the company, be sure to be polite don't go off insulting the place. Not to long ago I bought a package of muffins that where supposed to be blueberry(hmmmmm blueberry muffins oh sorry!) at any rate in the package I had a Banana nut muffin YUCK so I emailed the company. I was polite but rather sarcastic about how it totally wrecked my day and the people I work with suffered because of my grave disappointment in their service. Well about four days later UPS showed up at work and delivered an entire case of blueberry muffins with a letter explaining how sorry they where and they hoped that this would make me and my fellow workers continue to be loyal customers, it worked everybody at work is buying their muffins now. oh I also got a free bag of doritos cause the date was expired(still ate the stale ones,they weren't bad)


***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

haha, sweet.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

^^^ yeah dude, thats the ultimate way to get free food. Complain to the company and they usually send you a shitload to keep you happy. If you told them there was a dead cockroach on one of your muffins, they would probably send a lot more than a case, to keep from a lawsuit.


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