as fake as this is, valid points are made, the hippo skin = very thick.
Hippopotamus vs. Bull Shark, Africa: Hippopotamus The hippopotamus had a cut, and the smell of blood attracted the bull shark. The bull shark ripped the hippopotamus' tail off, but the stomach and leg were too thick for the bull shark to bite. The hippopotamus bit down on the bull shark's head, ending the fight.
'The Seed 2.0' - The Roots
I push my seed in her bush for life.
Its gonna work because I'm pushin' it right;
If Mary drops my baby girl tonight.
I would name her Rock-N-Roll.