lucky man.
mind you im only telling the good stories i enjoyed....there are plenty of horror stories.
the worst and probably the best:
so last year i am leaving this frat party, just got my girl hooking up with my friend on the side of the dance floor (which was okay, cuz we were in a fight and i was being a cock, plus my buddy was blacked out. rather him than some jock faggot). anyway, so i leave the party and start heading home, all of a sudden some girl is on my arm. we stop and get a pizza at cozmo's on the hill. afterward we head back, i ask if she's coming to my room. she is. bakc in the room she starts sucking me off, i grab my camera after asking if its okay. she agrees. 20 minute blow job occures, then i turn the cam off and start finger bangin her. she squirts out some shit (i've never in my life seen this) and it's all over my wrist and hand. i ask kinda laughing "what the hell was that, did you cum already?" and she just says no, so then i feel it and it's just like piss. so i ask "did you just piss on me then". then girl gets offended, flips out and starts punching me. i put my foot in her chest and laughing tell her to get out as i gather her clothes. she flips out even more, like crazy screams. wakes up everyone in my hall. then she see's my brand new computer (still working!) and throws it on the floor. i flip and pick her up and throw her out the door, she's naked. all these kids are already in the hallway. she's yealling "call the cops he abused me" and im in the bleeding all over the place outa my nose. i gather her clothes and blow my ose in them.....tons of blood, haha. then i open the door and throw them at her. meanwhle all the kids on my floor are like "chris, what the fuck dude? what'd you do?"....before i can even answer this girl is like "I want the tape!" and starts hitting me again, i'm holding her back by the head, she's still getting couple blows in. so i yell, "you guys see that i'm not doing she, i'm letting her hit me" and everyone is like "yeah man, she flippin'!" so someone grabs her. mind you she' still fuckin naked. I tell her i can't give her the tape cuz i have other shit on there (some skiing and that video i made in the breck trailer that first day). anyway, she finally leaves and i promise to record over it. i call the cops ask what i should do, they recommend i record over it. so i record some boxing over it. and then clean myself up, i have blood everywhere....all over the walls and shit. it was by far the craziest night i've ever had, but i tihnk i handled it alright for being wasted outa my gore. i had scratches all over my body, still have scars. my girl gets made everytime she looks at them, cuz she didn't sleep with my buddy, she just walked him home.
terrible, terrible night.
