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Googlenopes

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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
Try to enter something in quotations into the google search bar and get 0 results. if you find a phrase that is so self contradictory that you get no results, you've found a googlenope. hahah if you have no life and lots of free time, try to find some.

here's a couple examples. and no, i didnt find them myself
Jul 31 2007 11:36PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
wow those are awesome!
Jul 31 2007 11:37PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
good call

- "Three-star Scottish cuisine"

- "All the girls loved my Camry"

- "Haute cuisine sucks"

- "Calvin Coolidge bobblehead"

- "That controversial Gilligan's Island episode"

- "Coprolite engagement rings"

- "President Bush carefully considered..."

- "Hazy, hot, humid and happy"

- "Museum of suburban culture"

- "What's so cute about pandas?"

- "Fox News is more accurate than..."

- "The weapons system came in under budget"

- "Cheney's crisis of conscience"

- "Bush, placing ethics above loyalty..."

- "Lightly used caskets"

- "Hot young abstinent teens!"

- "One sexy imam"

- "Fun with your septic tank"

- "Je ne regrette squat"

- "Canasta groupies"

- "Bootleg Katie Couric colonoscopy video"

- "Not all our facts were made up"

- "Let's live in Cleveland!"

- "Once again, my husband was right and I was wrong"

- "Darfur condo rentals"

- "Wine and Spam tasting"

- "I wish Paris Hilton was my mom"

- "Ho- do I install a virus on my computer?"

- "The Sopranos finale was terrific"

- "Utah's biggest party school"

- "Angela Merkel porn"

- "The sexiest 60 Minutes anchor"


o and once they've been found and publishes, they won;t be a googlenope anymore
Jul 31 2007 11:38PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
"porn stars that aren't sluts"
Jul 31 2007 11:39PM
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BULLSEMEN
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 16
"cancer face is good"

there not that hard to find
Jul 31 2007 11:40PM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
How about "My dick is not purple"

typing in "my dick IS purple" actually comes up with results. That's scary
Jul 31 2007 11:40PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
"intelligent and attractive blonde women"
Jul 31 2007 11:41PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
"i like 20 inch penises"

"great scott i lost my weiner!"

"i hate having sex daily"

thats all i feel like doing now...
Jul 31 2007 11:42PM
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Henry
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 41
"Midwest voted best skiing"
Jul 31 2007 11:42PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
hahahah i got one!!!

"robotic amish porn"
Aug 1 2007 12:05AM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
"googlenope"
Aug 1 2007 12:11AM
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1stBlood
Posts: 594 - Karma: 10
"the jews ate the whole carrot cake"
Aug 1 2007 12:13AM
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e.will
Posts: 1981 - Karma: 967
"Irish Mormon"
Aug 1 2007 12:19AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Haha, the trick about googlenopes is that there ARE no quotes.
Aug 1 2007 12:22AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
"the french won something worth fighting for"
Aug 1 2007 12:28AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
"babies can rid the world of aids"
Aug 1 2007 12:30AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
yeah there are, do something simple in quotes and it will come up.
Aug 1 2007 12:34AM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
sig worthy!
Aug 1 2007 1:54AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
"you don't like non-dairy foods"
Aug 1 2007 1:58AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
"jews donate gold"

haha sorry
Aug 1 2007 2:02AM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
"My gooch is a puddle"

Aug 1 2007 2:20AM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
"efficient dell computer"
Aug 1 2007 3:00AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
"K2Tanner is so cool and gets all the honeys"

so sad
Aug 1 2007 3:02AM
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Von
Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
"jesus and a half on ice skates"
Aug 1 2007 4:41AM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
lol it doesnt work for brunette women either...

nor does it work for men in either case so its really not saying much but did make me laugh
Aug 1 2007 5:50AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
No what I'm saying, is that it'd be way more difficult to find something in google without the quotes.
Aug 1 2007 1:20PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
word, youre right.
Aug 1 2007 1:24PM
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